The Colour of Life – The Station – 1936 by Geoff Cronin

The Station 1936

In the combined parishes of Killea, Crooke and Faithlegg, when I was a boy, there was an event called “The Station”. I never could find out why it had that name for it had nothing whatever to do with the railway, the nearest one being some ten miles away. In fact it was the term used in country places to describe a Mass which was said in a parishioners house each year – and it was a signal honour to have one’s house selected by the Parish Priest for this purpose.

The venue would be announced at Sunday Mass and even that announcement was sufficient to establish one’s status in the community. The particular areas to be “covered” by each Station would be decided by tradition – and probably influenced by the electoral register. The effect was that every person in every area, or at least the head of the household, would attend a Station Mass once a year and one of the objects of the exercise was that “dues” would be paid on that occasion.

The normal “dues” would be paid at the church door on a Sunday and the names of the contributors would be read from the altar AND the amounts contributed. The Station dues seemed, to my young mind at the time, to be an extra tax on a struggling rural community and the method used was a sort of “sweeper” arrangement to pick up the stragglers and squeeze the maximum out of the parish.

On the occasion of the Station, confessions would be heard and Mass would be said. Then, at the end of the mass, the priest produced his book, stood before the altar and called out the names of the parishioners. When your name was called you walked up to the priest, handed him your offering – in front of all your neighbours – and he would mark his book accordingly.

Although I was quite young, I was living in Woodstown when I first witnessed this procedure, I felt that it was demeaning and unfair. However, such was the standing of the clergy at the time that this process was accepted.

Another aspect of the Station was that people went to endless trouble and expense to “do up” the place in advance of the priest’s visit. Farmhouses would be whitewashed; yards would be cleared of dung-heaps; cow-house doors would get a lick of paint; parlours would be freshly papered and have fires lit in them and, of course, children would be scrubbed clean and dressed in their Sunday clothes – all because of what the neighbours might think and so that they could hold their heads up going to mass on a Sunday and “nothing could be said!”

When it came to my family’s turn to host the Station Mass I was eight or nine years old and I well recall the fuss that was created and how every corner of the house had to be completely cleaned. All the family got special assignments for the day: My sister was to answer the door and to show people into the drawing room; my younger brother had to make sure that the dogs were kept in the back yard and my mother was preparing a sumptuous breakfast in what we called the “sea parlour”, which overlooked the beach.

My job was to light the fire in the drawing room, and to see that it was kept fed with coal and logs. The altar for the mass was set up in that room and I made sure that it was nice and warm.

When “the day” arrived it was cold and frosty and the ladies of the parish arrived in good time for the Mass and positioned themselves in a semicircle around the fire. The men hung around outside, smoking their Woodbines and chatting, as there would be no point going in until the priest arrived.

Meanwhile, my young brother, having secured the dogs, rambled in to see who had come. Peeping around the door jamb he beheld several ladies with their backs to the fire, skirts raised, toasting their bottoms! Having noted the colour of the “ample” knickers, he retreated silently and reported what he had seen to rest of us kids. Amid great whispering and sniggering the rest of us went in turns and gazed at this remarkable sight.

When we told my mother that we knew what colour knickers old Mrs. so & so was wearing she threatened us with hellfire and brimstone if we breathed a word of this to anyone. We retreated hastily from the kitchen but we could hear her laughing.

***

A story is told about a priest who was doing the Station Masses in his parish. He had developed a taste for mustard and at that time mustard had hardly been heard of in country districts. It was the custom for the hostess of the Station Mass to provide an especially good breakfast for the priest and he could look forward to fresh eggs, home cured bacon, home made black & white puddings with fresh cake bread and strong tea. The only thing which might be missing from this princely spread would be – you’ve guessed it – a spot of mustard.

Well, you see, mustard wasn’t really in general use and rather than embarrass the hostess by asking for something she didn’t have the priest took the habit of carrying a small tin of mustard, ready mixed to his liking, in his pocket. So, if it came with the breakfast well & good, and if not he could discreetly use his personal supply.

It so happened, on this particular morning, that when the priest’s breakfast was served there was no mustard to be seen on the table. Deciding to resort to subterfuge, he deliberately dropped his knife in the floor knowing that his hostess would fetch a fresh one from the kitchen, which she did. While she was out of the room the priest put a good dollop of his own cache on the side of his plate.
When the lady returned with the knife she looked at the priest’s plate in absolute horror.

She grabbed the plate and began to back out of the room saying “I’m awful sorry Father, them hens are everywhere. I’ll get you a fresh breakfast!!”

So much for carrying your own supplies!

***

Describing a returned emigrant who had put on a lot of weight:
“He has a neck of meat on him like an American priest!”

About Geoff Cronin – 1923 – 2017

There were few jobs that Geoff could not turn his hands to, and over the years he mastered an impressive number of professional undertakings. Master baker and confectioner, mobile cinema operator, salesman, band leader, senior executive and master wood turner, storyteller and writer.

Geoff Cronin published his first book in 2005 at age 82. The Colour of Life is a collection of stories of life in Waterford during his childhood and early adulthood in the 1920s, 30s and 40s. This was followed by two further books that related tales of further adventures in Waterford and Dublin.

Thank you for dropping in today and you can read the previous chapters of The Colour of Life in this directory:

https://smorgasbordinvitation.wordpress.com/the-colour-of-life-by-geoff-cronin/

Please join me again next weekend for two more chapters from the book. thanks Sally

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32 thoughts on “The Colour of Life – The Station – 1936 by Geoff Cronin

  1. Delightful and colorful story. Wonderful! I was surprised that the amounts of giving, the “dues”, were announced to all the parishioners. I love the mustard story. Many thanks!

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  4. The mustard story is brilliant – and the ladies showing their knickers as they warmed themselves at the fire.
    As for all the titivating and organising for the Station – it reminded me of when Kings made royal processions and whoever had the ‘honour’ of housing him and his retinue could be bankrupted in the process.

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    • Thanks Mary..at the time I suppose it was considered an honour but when extended to those who have taken a vow of poverty it is downright appalling.. I had a run in when we had been married for a year and attended a family wedding.. A priest approached me and asked if I was the wife of David Cronin… I replied that I was and he came right out and demanded when I would be having my first child. I had a few glasses of wine at the time.. but I seem to remember there was a bit of a scuffle! xx

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      • Abso. We had a wonderful weekend, just so full of laughs and not just with ourselves either. The weather was atrocious on Friday but while we got hammered at one point by rain on Saturday, it was only for a little while. Just one of these weekends everything went better than I’d thought. And yes it is better to be lucky than rich

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  5. Another brilliant story from Geoff, Sally. It brought back so many memories. My nan smoked woodbines or woodies as they were called. Everything in Liverpool got shortened and ie shoved on the end: footie, ciggie, chippie (fish and chip shop),conie-onnie (tins of condensed milk). I remember her telling me about the priest coming round Scottie Road (an Irish neighbourhood in Liverpool) on a Friday night when she was young to collect his dues (as Geoff called them). Women with kids barefoot and bare arsed and nothing to eat but bread and lard, and the poor woman out of her mind scrabbling round for a shillin’ for the priest fearing hell and damnation. And woe betide her if she was short.

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  6. I can understand the mustard confusion! The story reminds me of the hamlet where my father was born in Galicia, the North West of Spain. They didn’t do the full mass thing (I imagine the Station thing must have had something to do with the stations of the cross… perhaps) but they had a little image of the virgin that did the rounds through the hamlet and it would stay in each house for so long and you had to have a special place for it, light candles… Yes, money was also involved…

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  7. That mustard story was hilarious!
    I don’t like the sound of the ‘Station Mass’ at all, especially when it meant that people with little money had to fork out extra to keep up appearances and not be embarrassed.The priests did well of it though, it seems! 🙂

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