Smorgasbord Laughter Academy – It is all in the headlines.

Posted on July 14, 2017 by Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life.

I was laughing at a couple of headlines this week and found a few allegedly genuine ones online to share with you. Please feel free to share the daftest one you have seen in the comments.

Include your children when baking cakes

Something went wrong in the jet crash, experts say.

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

Iraqi head seeks arms

Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

Panda mating fails; Vet takes over.

Clinton wins budget; more lies ahead

Plane too close to ground, crash probe told.

Juvenile court to try shooting defendent

Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter (I have been in one of those queues)

War dims hope for peace.

If strike is not settled quickly it may last a while.

Man struck by lightening faces battery charge.

New study of obesity looks for larger test group

Kids make nutritious snacks

Local high school dropouts cut in half

Typhoon rips through cemetary; hundreds dead.

I hope you enjoyed and please feel free to pass on the fun.. Have a great weekend… thanks Sally

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37 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Academy – It is all in the headlines.”

mariacatalinaegan on July 14, 2017 at 3:32 pm said:

I cannot compete. These are absolutely fabulous. Thank you for all your wonderful posts.

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on July 14, 2017 at 3:39 pm said:
  
  Glad you enjoyed Catalina… and thank you for the lovely comment.. hugs xxx
  
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Angie on July 14, 2017 at 3:44 pm said:

Oh, these are too funny! Maybe a little proof reading would be in order. But then what would we have to laugh about? Have a great weekend, Sally! Xx

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on July 14, 2017 at 4:15 pm said:
  
  Glad you enjoyed Angie.. and have a great weekend too.. hugs xx
  
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Annette Rochelle Aben on July 14, 2017 at 4:54 pm said:

ALWAYS be suspicious of those small packages, they must be explored thoroughly before jumping to conclusions….

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on July 14, 2017 at 5:52 pm said:
  
  Quite Annette never know what might be concealed.. hugs xx
  
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robbiesinspiration on July 14, 2017 at 5:06 pm said:

Excellent Sally.

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on July 14, 2017 at 5:51 pm said:
  
  Thanks Robbie.. hugs xxx
  
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shehannemoore on July 14, 2017 at 5:26 pm said:

These are brilliant. You would think folks who write headlines would check them first but no no….

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on July 14, 2017 at 5:51 pm said:
  
  It would spoil our fun if they did…this was the tip of the iceberg and the cleaner ones.. but I could not resist the little package.. hugs xx
  
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  - shehannemoore on July 14, 2017 at 11:34 pm said:
    
    We have this Dundee institution called the Courier and the headlines are kind of Airplane downed, Dundee man’s holiday ruined. Yep. On billboards and all. But Mr and I still get a Christmas Card from an old actor friend who now collects headlines. like yours there and they are brilliant. Will keep them the next time xxx
    
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  - Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on July 15, 2017 at 8:43 am said:
    
    Will look forward to them Shey.. great one liners.. ♥
    
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Judith Barrow on July 14, 2017 at 5:49 pm said:

Always knew I had a sick sense of humour… spluttered most over the crane & 800 pound ball headline. Loved them all though. Hilarious

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on July 14, 2017 at 5:50 pm said:
  
  Yes I did likewise.. not surprised he had a problem with his legs… glad you enjoyed.. hugs xxx
  
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  - Judith Barrow on July 14, 2017 at 7:15 pm said:
    
    hahaha. Bowed?!!
    
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John W. Howell on July 14, 2017 at 6:21 pm said:

LOL, Sally.

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on July 14, 2017 at 9:22 pm said:
  
  Yup x
  
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Jennie on July 14, 2017 at 10:05 pm said:

Hysterical! 😅

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on July 14, 2017 at 10:55 pm said:
  
  Always to end the week with a laugh… even worse when you try reading the out loud. xx
  
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  - Jennie on July 15, 2017 at 12:37 am said:
    
    For sure! 😅
    
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dgkaye on July 14, 2017 at 10:31 pm said:

Lol Sal. Whoda figured Uranus had debris? 🙂 🙂 🙂 xxxx

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on July 14, 2017 at 10:56 pm said:
  
  Doesn’t bear thinking about….uggggggghhhhhh xxxxx
  
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  - dgkaye on July 15, 2017 at 3:31 pm said:
    
    LOL 🙂 xxx
    
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paulandruss on July 15, 2017 at 1:40 am said:

Groans and laughs a pleanty. And journalists are professional writers! It makes you despair!

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on July 15, 2017 at 8:36 am said:
  
  The grammar police would have a field day.. but it does give us pleasure.. xxxx
  
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Léa on July 15, 2017 at 8:43 am said:

Laughter is still the best medicine. Thanks Sally!

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Judy E Martin on July 16, 2017 at 5:28 pm said:

HAHAHA! Oh, I love these! That midget and the belittling remarks, and the small package in the undies, made me crack up! 🙂

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on July 16, 2017 at 8:18 pm said:
  
  I know.. I should think that guy was never able to show his face ever again.. or anything eles..xxx
  
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  - Judy E Martin on July 16, 2017 at 9:10 pm said:
    
    Poor chap!! 🤣🤣
    
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John Fioravanti on July 16, 2017 at 5:38 pm said:

Reblogged this on Words To Captivate ~ by John Fioravanti and commented:
Sally Cronin delights us with humor from the news headlines. Please, read on – you’ll be glad you did!

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on July 16, 2017 at 8:17 pm said:
  
  Thanks John.. glad you enjoyed. x
  
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  - John Fioravanti on July 16, 2017 at 8:34 pm said:
    
    You’re welcome, Sally. Yes, I liked it ‘whole bunches’!;)
    
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olganm on July 17, 2017 at 11:20 am said:

Thanks, Sally. What a laugh! A few examples of unclear writing but some amazing stories too 😉

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Christy B on July 17, 2017 at 6:27 pm said:

“If strike is not settled quickly it may last a while.” ~ Ohhhh welll who’d have figured?!!! These are hilarious!! Thanks Sally, great laughs for Monday here 🙂

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- Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life. on July 17, 2017 at 11:24 pm said:
  
  Glad you enjoyed Christy.. xxx
  
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