As I spend a little time offline getting ready for the first of my Christmas book fairs I thought I would reshare this post from earlier in the year when Tina Frisco stepped in with some more of her classic laughs for your benefit…More about Tina after the post.
I have also raided the archives and found some images that you might enjoy…
Dog Pack Attacks Gator in Florida
At times, nature can be cruel. But there also is a raw beauty, and even a certain justice, manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators – normally considered the ‘apex predator’ – can fall victim to the canine’s survival-of-the-pack mentality, evidenced by the strategical team work of their tight-knit social structure.
See the remarkable photograph below, courtesy of Nature Magazine.
Note that the alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator, preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing, and a third dog attacks the soft underbelly.
Warning!
This is not for the squeamish!
Touching Story of an Old Woman
This letter was sent to the Principal’s office after a school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. One of the women had received a new radio as a door prize and was writing to say thank you.
Dear Kean Elementary:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Sprenger Home for the Aged. All of my family have passed away. I am all alone now, and it’s nice to know someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day, her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful, and she was in tears. Her distress over the broken radio touched me, and I knew this was God’s way of answering my prayers. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Agnes
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.
At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and knew instinctively how to swim. Twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Methodist church decided they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. They humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later, the squirrels returned when the Baptists took down their water slide.
The Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They circumcised the first squirrel and haven’t seen one since.
Dating Ads for Seniors, found in The Villages,
the Newspaper of a Florida Senior Retirement Community
FOX
Fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim, 5’4′ (used to be 5’6′), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. —————————————————-
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath, not a problem. —————————————————-
SERENITY NOW
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga, and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.
AND FINALLY…
A lady and gentleman in The Villages are sitting on benches opposite each other.
Lady: Are you new to the community?
Gentleman: No, I have owned a condo here for 20 years.
Lady: I have been here for 15 years, and I have never seen you around.
Gentleman: I have been in prison for the last 17 years!
She was stunned but finally asked him what he had done.
Gentleman: I murdered my first wife!
She was stunned again, but after a long pause . . .
Lady: So, you’re SINGLE?
About Tina Frisco
Tina Frisco is an author, singer-songwriter, RN, activist, and student of shamanism. Born in Pennsylvania USA, she attended nursing school in New York and lives in California. She began writing as a young child and received her first guitar at age 14, which launched her passion for music and songwriting. She has performed publicly in many different venues. Her publishing history includes book reviews; essays; articles in the field of medicine; her début novel, PLATEAU; her children’s book, GABBY AND THE QUADS; and her latest novel, VAMPYRIE. She enjoys writing, reading, music, dancing, arts and crafts, exploring nature, and frequently getting lost in working crossword puzzles.
One of the recent reviews for Plateau
Spiritually Moving and Uplifting on September 14, 2017
FIRST I must say that I loved this gentle little book. I devoured it in a single evening, so entranced by the story that I didn’t want to stop to read the inspiring quotes from Lynn V. Andrew’s Power Deck that began each chapter. Once I reached the end of the book I had to go back for the quotes, skimming each following chapter a second time.
NOW I must say that I have struggled with how I could possibly write a review — I’ve never read another book quite like it.
Other reviewers here have given you as much as you need to become familiar with the book’s “environment” – if I can call it that, introducing you to a few of the characters – so I won’t repeat similar content. But they can’t convey the deeply spiritual, uplifting essence of the book that, to me, is what makes it remarkable. Plateau never pontificates, but rather seduces the reader to come to his or her own spiritual realizations as the story unfolds.
I suppose the most impactful thing I can say is that I was infused with a sense of well-being when I finally put down my Kindle and turned off the light. I was in such a calm and totally relaxed positive state of mind that I transitioned easily and almost immediately into a deep sleep – a rare experience in my life.
Read all the reviews and buy the books: https://www.amazon.com/Tina-Frisco/e/B009NMOFNY
And on Amazon UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tina-Frisco/e/B009NMOFNY
Read more reviews and follow Tina on Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/6497599.Tina_Frisco
Here is how you can connect to Tina on her website and social media.
Website ~ http://tinafrisco.com
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Please feel free to share the smiles.. and thanks to Tina for her support and sense of humour.. thanks Sally
The one with the fat squirrel is so cute, Sally.
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I know the feeling after this weekend.. and it did not take me two weeks! xx
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Thanks for the laughs!
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Glad you enjoyed.. thanks for commenting..
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Cheered up a miserable Monday evening, thanks ladies.xx
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Pleasure Judith.. meant to be clearing tomorrow.. famous last words.. xx
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Have got into my jammies to settle down to write, Sally, and now it’s a glorious evening out there. Well… it’s a big garden not overlooked so… x
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I am sure they are very decorative and comfy…enjoy hugs xxx
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Thanks for sharing Chris… hugs xx
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The Squirrels at the Synagogue cliched it for me, Sally 😄😄😄 H🤗Gs ❤️❤️
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I almost dropped my tablet in the bath a very funny end to a lazy few days.
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Good to hear Ellen… glad you didn’t drop it.. that would have been expensive.. xxx
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If Suzie Speaks can tweet from the loo… I can blog from the bath as long as I’m careful *huge grin*
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Gotcha.. xx
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Haah!
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I live very close to the Villages and have been there many times. I believe every word of those ads and the conversation between the lady and the ex-con. And don’t get me started on the customized golf carts that prowl the streets! Next time, I’ll take pics. 😀 (Good ones, Tina! Thanks for sharing, Sally.)
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Yes please share the photos Marcia.. perhaps we can have a captions competition! hugs xx
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Excellent everyone was such a gem I feel mean singling one out!!!
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Glad you enjoyed Paul.. feel free to chip in with any good ones you have come across.. hugs xxx
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I’m good at laughing at jokes sally but not so good at telling them
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We will have to test that out one day.. xxx
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And now I’m under pressure to say something funny back!!!!!!!!! Px
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Yepp…..xx
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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omg I am kind of gobsmacked by the monkeys Tina and Sally. Cos I have these exact monkeys…… We must be sisters three indeed xxx
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They were in my garden in Spain and I put them by the pool where I would occasionally skinny dip.. hence their expressions.. the hippo has come with me and laughs away on the dining room windowsill.. always a cheerful face in the morning.. and yes.. I think we gathered you were a soul sister Shey.. you are welcome to join the mouseketeers….♥
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AW, thank you. I have these exact monkeys!. They sit on my study window ledge xxxxxxxx I am giggling at the them sitting on your pool and you skinny dipping! Love it xxxxxxxxxx
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Thankfully not overlooked! Say high to your monkees for me…xxxxxxx
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Waving to them now xxx
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These are so cute and funny! xD Those puppies are precious lol
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Glad you enjoyed Rachael.. thanks for letting me know. Sally
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You Muskies come up with the best laughs, thanks Sal and T, well needed. Gotta love Agnes, lol. 🙂 🙂 xxxx
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Thanks Debby… Tina has a direct line to the funniest…. When we are all in our dotage in 30 years time we can sit in our rocking chairs and have a good giggle… xxxx♥
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Amen to that! 🙂 ❤
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LOL. Thanks for the laugh. I hope the students at the elementary school learned a lesson about the importance of kindness. Ha ha.
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I think so Diana.. I am still fixated on the Squirrels… hugs xxx
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Ha ha. 🙂
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Knowing what my own grandmother was like, I totally believe those ads. Thanks for the laugh!
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Delighted you enjoyed.. thanks
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How wonderful is that story. I fully agree. LOL
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Thanks Michael.. glad you enjoyed.
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Thanks for revisiting this, Sally, and for the promo. I always want to hug those puppies 🙂 ❤
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Thanks again Tina for the inspired humour..and the pups are definitely cute, if ill advised… hugs xx♥
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I can’t really pick a favorite, ladies. I chuckled at ALL of them – but was most surprised by the dogs with the alligator. Thanks for one of the best I’ve seen.
xx,
mgh
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Glad you enjoyed Madelyn… I loved the squirrels.. hugs xx
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Yeah, they were pretty darned cute.
xx, mgh
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Gotta love the senior dating ads 🙂 xxx
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I know.. hope I never have to compose one! xxx
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Ditto my friend! 😉 xx
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