Smorgasbord Posts from Your Christmas Archives – The Custom and Origins of Christmas Crackers from A Bit About Britain

Another little bit of Christmas tradition courtesy of Mike of A Bit About Britain.  We have always had Christmas Crackers on the table on the day and I seem to remember that we even took them with us on our times living abroad as a child, just in case they were not available.

The Custom and Origins of Christmas Crackers from A Bit About Britain

Christmas wouldn’t be the same without a cracker or two.

We take traditions for granted but, when you think about it, some of them are pretty odd. Amongst the more bizarre compulsory customs for a good Christmas in Britain are Christmas crackers – and I refer, not to dry biscuits eaten with cheese and pâté, but to short tubes of cardboard covered with coloured paper, twisted at both ends, each typically containing a novelty or toy, a joke and a paper hat. There is another type of Christmas cracker, though, which we’ll come on to later.

Back to the coloured tubes. They will be found decorating Christmas dinner table settings throughout the United Kingdom, Ireland, some Commonwealth countries – and elsewhere, including in the Netherlands. My US sources reliably inform me that Christmas crackers are not part of America’s traditional Christmas; however, they are readily available there, ex-pats buy them and many other adventurous souls have given them a try. Still, if you’re not familiar with these peculiar objects, you may be mystified to see them in movies and so on – and any one of us might wonder where on earth they came from. So, today, all will be revealed.

Christmas crackers are sold in most supermarkets and department stores. These are displayed in Liberty of London

Firstly, what do you do with them? Well, it’s obvious isn’t it? – you grasp the ends and pull them apart; of course you do. This action should result in a sharp, satisfying, ‘Crack!’ (because each cracker contains a tiny explosive snap) – and the contents then fall out. Normally, this gratifying experience is shared between at least two people, but that’s by no means de rigueur; Christmas cracker etiquette varies from household to household and I’m pretty sure I’ve pulled my very own cracker in the past, so to speak.

The contents are then either taken by the person whose place setting the cracker originated from, or the person left with the larger share of tattered cracker.

Common or garden Christmas crackers.

The paper hat – which usually has one serrated edge, like a kind of crown – has to be worn. There is no time-limit for the duration of this – I’ve witnessed paper hats still on well-fed somnolent forms well past the Queen’s speech, way into the evening and, occasionally, at breakfast the following morning; but it’s bad form to take the hat off too soon, even if it’s likely to ruin your special Christmas hair. The pointy bits on the hats tell you which way up to wear them (points up). Some people believe the hats are symbolic of crowns representing the three wise men, or something else – or it could be that they are just easy to make like that; hats are anyway part of Christmas tradition going way back.

Each table setting must have a cracker

Everything has a price and, generally speaking, the quality of cracker largely depends on how much you are prepared to pay. I see from the ridiculously cheap box of family crackers I purchased the other day that we can look forward to a range of exciting and nifty novelties which include a paper-clip, tape-measure, toy duck and an imitation moustache (this looks like an instrument for nasal torture). The slightly more luxurious set, which I bought just in case we have visitors, will yield a shoe-horn, pack of playing cards, bottle opener (possibly a bit late for that) and – something I really have my eye on – a set of kitchen measuring spoons.

More upmarket crackers contain correspondingly more expensive novelties – fireworks, cuff-links, silver-plated dog whistles, diamond rings, gold-plated tooth-picks…I’ve known people make their own crackers and insert miniature bottles of spirits or costume jewellery. It doesn’t necessarily have to be tacky, or ostentatious; but it should be FUN. As a teenager, I once got a plastic water pistol, which I carefully filled with borrowed alcohol and took to a party the following evening, sharing the contents with a good friend. (Why? – because I was a teenager.) Most cracker novelties are pretty useless, though, and usually left forlornly abandoned at the table. However, my mother used to keep them for at least the next 12 months – actually, I’m pretty sure she had some left over from the Blitz.

The third customary ingredient inside a cracker is the joke – or, sometimes, a piece of boring advice or a twee motto. The jokes, by tradition, have to be very bad. Most years, the national newspapers publish a selection in the run up to Christmas. Here are a few I’ve shamelessly copied from the Daily Telegraph (click the link for more):

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

How does good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even.

How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed.

What did Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve.

Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem.

I know, I know; if you’ve never pulled a cracker, you’re now getting excited and want to know when you can get to them. When I was a boy, crackers were pulled when the meal was over; other families pull them before they start eating. It’s your choice. Research suggests that crackers are meant to be all pulled at once, by people crossing arms around the table: but I have never seen it done that way and think cracker pulling should be a fairly random affair; just pick someone next to you or across the table – but do make sure no one is left out.

Where did Christmas crackers come from, anyway?

Tom Smith picture from 1916 presumably in honour of Britain’s ally, France. ( Image reproduced by kind permission of the Peter Kimpton Christmas Cracker Archive)

The story goes that Christmas crackers were invented by an innovative London confectioner called Tom Smith in 1846. Allegedly, on a business trip to Paris he found a French confectioner who wrapped his sweets – bonbons (small pieces of candy) – in tissue paper.

Tom thought that was a grand idea so, when he returned to England, he bought a stock of sugared almonds and sold them wrapped in tissue paper just in time for Christmas. Next, he added a little love motto. Gradually, the wrappers became more extravagant. At some point, the sweet was replaced with a novelty. Tom then thought it would be fun if the crackers could be pulled apart so that the contents would fall out. The story goes that he was inspired to add a small ‘bang’ to this process by watching a shower of sparks in a log fire and then spent two years developing the ‘snap’ inside the cracker, which emits the ‘crack’ when pulled.

The first crackers were called ‘cosaques’ – French for ‘Cossack’ – some think because the sound of the cracker ‘snap’ sounded like the whips of Cossacks, though how they come into the story, I just don’t know. However, the ‘snap’ was not invented by Tom Smith – it was in use as a type of firework fifty years or so before becoming an essential component of the Christmas cracker. I wonder if it’s possible that the cracker got its name from the snap – as in the ‘cracking’ sound.

Another Tom Smith Catalogue picture from 1916 (Image reproduced by kind permission of the  Peter Kimpton Christmas Cracker Archive)

If you want to know the true story, you need to read Tom Smith’s Christmas Crackers – an illustrated history – by the world’s only cracker historian, Peter Kimpton. Peter’s revised second edition – Christmas Crackers – Tom Smith’s magical invention – is available from his website, the The King of Crackers.

Sadly, Tom Smith died in 1869 aged just 46. But the business was taken over by his three sons, and thrived. Walter Smith introduced the idea of paper hats and, gradually, the love mottoes were replaced with jokes. In London’s Finsbury Square, where the company moved having outgrown Tom’s original premises in Goswell Road, his sons Thomas and Walter erected a drinking fountain in memory of their mother. Tom Smith & Co produced exotic and exclusive crackers with luxury gifts inside for the high-end market, as well as making crackers based on themes (for example, spinsters and bachelors!) and for special events. The company was granted its first Royal Warrant in 1906

. I like the story Peter Kimpton tells on his website, of a British Tommy writing home from the Western Front and saying that one of his pals had received a box of Tom Smith’s Crackers which he shared with his chums during the unofficial Christmas Truce of 1914. In the 1920s, the company even produced a cracker – 18 feet long – for a London banquet, from which waitresses emerged, distributing gifts. Sounds like my kind of lunch.

Some people use Christmas crackers as decorations.

In 1953, Tom Smith & Co merged with Caley’s Crackers and everything moved to Norwich. Today, the Tom Smith brand is owned by International Greetings based in South Wales. Most crackers are now made in China. I am trying to find out how many are pulled in Britain each year – one estimate I saw was 300 million; when I find out, I’ll update this piece.

I’m grateful to Peter Kimpton for his help – if you want to know more about crackers, visit his website at the King of Crackers. He also supplied the two older looking images.

Earlier, we mentioned another type of Christmas cracker. Students of native English will know that ‘cracker’ is a slang term for ‘a good-looking female’. In 1984, DJ Mike Read was pushing a single I’m a Little Christmas Cracker by an obscure British group (possibly from Bristol) called the Bouncing Czechs. The flip side to the single contains the outrageously funny Ballad of Mary Lou, who has the misfortune to blow up whilst using the hair-dryer. But the ‘A’ side, delivered with just the right amount of spritely and mildly salacious innuendo by the singer, Charlene Ducall, is a corker. At one point, the question is posed: “Which one of you big strong boys wants to pull this little Christmas cracker?” Unfortunately, it disappeared without trace – along with the Bouncing Czechs.

The original version of the song was recorded in 1954 by Diana Decker, an American born actress and singer. And, simply because the sound quality and visuals are quite good, it is this version I leave you with. Ms Decker certainly had an attractive giggle; enjoy your little Christmas cracker …

©A Bit About Britain.

My thanks to Mike to adding more sparkle to the party over here and I am sure he would love to get your feedback.

About Mike from A Bit About Britain.

A Bit About Britain is a personal, independent, project that seeks to inspire, inform and entertain. I want it to be a portal into Britain’s heritage and attractions, aimed at armchair travellers as well as those seeking practical ideas and information. I make no apology for the strong heritage bias; today’s Britain has been forged by its past – and it’s a fascinating one.

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My name is Sally Cronin and I am doing what I love.. Writing. Books, short stories, Haiku and blog posts. My previous jobs are only relevant in as much as they have gifted me with a wonderful filing cabinet of memories and experiences which are very useful when putting pen to paper. I move between non-fiction health books and posts and fairy stories, romance and humour. I love variety which is why I called my blog Smorgasbord Invitation and you will find a wide range of subjects. You can find the whole story here. Find out more at https://smorgasbordinvitation.wordpress.com/about-me/

59 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Posts from Your Christmas Archives – The Custom and Origins of Christmas Crackers from A Bit About Britain

  1. Thanks Mike. for sharing this great history of the cracker. I had never heard of them til about 8 years ago when my curiosity had me asking what they were and I thought it would be fun to have at a small Christmas dinner party I hosted. We had a great laugh with them. 🙂

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  2. Every year I swear I will not buy any more Christmas crackers. The jokes are awful and the gifts inside ridiculous… but every year I buy them anyway, for Christmas (and the dinner table) just wouldn’t feel right without them.

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  3. Interesting background info. We didn’t do Christmas crackers in Canada (not in our house anyway) although they were for sale. I’m afraid I’m one of those who will not wear the silly hat. Will I not be invited back for Christmas dinner??

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  4. How lovely to learn a little about the history of the Christmas cracker and the awful jokes..Can we get here… I could in Phuket but not sure about here as we are more rural and Christmas not celebrated by the Thais…Let’s hope someone sends me some they normally do 🙂

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