Jessica Norrie has been on the Prosecco.. not only has she done her own version of The Twelve Days of Christmas.She is feeling very Essexmassy… Having lived in Essex.. I have fond memories… sing along with her and buy her book The Infinity Pool for only 99p for an as yet undetermined festive period.. #recommended.
Here’s my 2017 swansong, inspired by a dash to the shops this morning.
On the 1st day of Essexmas, Essex man sent me:
A massive wide screen TV (no photo. Think I’m stupid, burglars?)
On the 2nd day of Essexmas, Essex man sent me:
2 white vans and a massive wide screen TV
On the 3rd day of Essexmas, Essex man sent me:
3 blurry Santas, 2 white vans and a massive wide screen TV
On the 4th day of Essexmas, Essex man sent me:
4 festive napkins, 3 blurry Santas, 2 white vans and a massive wide screen TV
On the 5th day of Essexmas, Essex man sent me:
FIVE TRAFFIC JAMS!
On the 6th day of Essexmas, Essex man sent me:
6 bits of bling, FIVE TRAFFIC JAMS! 4 festive napkins, 3 blurry Santas, 2 white vans and a massive wide screen TV
On the 7th day of Essexmas, Essex man sent me:
7 saddo snowflakes, 6 bits of bling, FIVE TRAFFIC…
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Or Fetivus ; )
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