I am 65 today… and since you cannot be with me in person at a tea party I thought I would share some cake and laughs with you….. I have not got all the candles as it is a fire risk and I have some help eating it.
Papal Dispensation
After getting all of Pope John Paul’s luggage loaded into the limo (and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.”Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave?”
“Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I’d really like to drive today.”
“I’m sorry but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my job! And what if something should happen?” protests the driver, wishing he’d never gone to work that morning.
“There might be something extra in it for you,” says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
“Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!” pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. “Oh, dear God, I’m gonna lose my license,” moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.”I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he’s stopped a limo going a hundred and five.”So bust him,” says the Chief.
“I don’t think we want to do that, he’s really important,” said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed,” All the more reason!”
“No, I mean really important,” said the cop.
The Chief then asked, “Who you got there, the Mayor?
“Cop: “Bigger.”
Chief: “Governor?”
Cop: “Bigger.”
“Well,” said the Chief, “Who is it?”
Cop: “I think it’s God!”
Chief: “What makes you think it’s God?”
Cop: “He’s got the Pope as a chauffeur!!”
Tips and strategies for getting older…..
via Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Papal Dispensation, the joys of maturity and birthday cake
Happy birthday Sally!
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Thank you very much Gary.
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Happy Birthday xxx
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Thank you very much..
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Happy birthday Sally–may it be the best ever!! The pope story was hysterical!!
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Hoping you had a wonderful day Sal! Happy birthday again! Now I must get me a Pope chauffeur. LOL ❤ xxxx
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Happy Birthday, Sally!! Love the photos and the funny!
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Thank you Jan.. ♥
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Hope you had a wonderful birthday Sally. Oh, and Happy Valentine’s day! xxx
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Thank you very much Marje xx♥
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Happy Birthday, dear Sally. I will be 65 in April! Why do I still feel like a kid between my ears? Enjoy the day, the tea party and love your blog. We have a healthy attitude about age, don’t we, my friend?
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Thank you Deborah and I will save you a seat… Yes we are young between the ears. thanks for the kind words. hugs ♥
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Good one, Sally! 🤣 May you enjoy a fast and blessed year ahead. 💗
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I hope you had a wonderful birthday, Sally. I really enjoyed this humour.
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This is great!
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Thank you Linda.. hugsxx
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