If you need something to lighten the day.. here are some one liners and snippets to make you smile..”I married my wife for her looks… but not the ones she’s been giving me lately!”
All the world’s a stage, but the play is badly cast.
I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The Meek shall inherit the earth, after we’re through with it.
I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Quoting one is plagiarism…quoting many is research.
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by…
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