Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – #Images to Make you Smile – and a joke!

Over the next couple of weeks I will be sharing some of the funny images that I have accumulated in my laughter folders…..with the old snippet from the jokes file.

And the last word…..

A nutritionist was addressing a large audience. “The food that we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

“Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

“But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”

A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, “Wedding cake”

Hope you have enjoyed the smiles.. and please feel free to pass them on… thanks Sally.

16 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – #Images to Make you Smile – and a joke!

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