Memory Games
What was its name?
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?”
“Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques-visulization, association-it made a huge difference for me.”
“That’s great! What was the name of the clinic?” Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn’t remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, “What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?”
“You mean a rose?”
“Yes, that’s it!” He turned to his wife. . .”Rose, what was the name of that clinic?”
Passion.
Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home.
They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman. As they drove through the streets they kept asking the woman where she lived, all she would say as she stroked the officer’s arm is “You’re Passionate”.
They drove awhile longer and asked again, again the same response as she stroked his arm “You’re passionate”.
The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman, “Look we have driven around this City for two hours, and you still haven’t told us where you live.
She replied I keep trying to tell you: “You’re Passin It!”
I hope this has left you with a smile on your face and please feel free to pass it on…thanks Sally.
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Time for some laughs from Sally. Enjoy!! I did. ☺☺☺
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Thanks for sharing Patricia.. ♥♥
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Lovely 🙂
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Thanks Daniel..
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Love these!
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Thanks Mary Anne..hugsx
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Hilarious!! 😂🤣
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Glad you enjoyed Dina…
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This are great, Sally. I especially liked the one about the memory clinic. I might just have a tiny bit of that in my house [smile]
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It happens when you are very busy.. my excuse anyway… hugsx
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Thank you for sharing Rae… hugsx
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Thank you, Sally! Always best entertainment. Michael
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Thank you Michael.. very kind..hugs
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It’s so good to have smiles and laughs in the morning. It made my day. Thank you Sally
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Great thanks Gigi and enjoy your day… mine is coming to a close.. hugs
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Hugs from the chilly Australia, but wonderful sunny days. ❤
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Lol. Who is Staffie and where is the apostophe? LOL 🙂 xoxo
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My sister has one and this is certainly accurate with regard to the division of sleeping space! hugs xxx♥
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Lol, no doubts! 🙂 xoxo
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