Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Lost in Translation, Chicken Rights and Emotional Baggage

Lost in Translation……

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2018 when…

1… You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2… You haven’t played Solitaire with real cards in years.

3… You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4… You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5… Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.

6… You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone, to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries…

7… Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8… Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn’t even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic, and you turn around to go and get it

10…You get up in the morning and go on line , before getting your coffee

11… You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :

12… You’re reading this and nodding, and laughing.

13… Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14… You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list.

15… You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a 9 on this list.

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~And stop trying to lick your elbow!

I hope you have enjoyed this little bit of humour and can now resume your day refreshed….Sally

19 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Lost in Translation, Chicken Rights and Emotional Baggage

  1. Excellent Sally. I had A MP3 Player once with instructions written by the very same person!
    11… You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :
    That is so subtle.. It took a second for the penny to drop them I could not stop laughing!
    Love Pxxx

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