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Thanks very much Debby and here is a joke to finish you off from the blog of the ever entertaining Linda Bethea
Farmer Brown had dozens of hens, but no rooster, so he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster for sale. The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve this great rooster, named Rudy. He’ll service every chicken you got, no problem.” Well, Rudy the rooster costs a lot of money, but, farmer decides he’d be worth it. So, he buys him and takes the rooster home. He then sets him down in the barnyard and gives the rooster a pep talk, “Rudy, I want you to pace yourself now. You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I’ll need you to do a good job. “So, take your time and have some fun,” the farmer ended with a chuckle.
Rudy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Rudy took off like a shot. WHAM! He nails every hen in the hen house three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Rudy is in there. Later, the farmer sees Him after the flock of geese down by the lake. Once again, WHAM! He gets all the geese.
By sunset he sees Rudy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught — worried that his expensive rooster won’t even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Rudy dead as a doorknob — stone cold in the middle of the yard and buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, “Oh, Rudy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you’ve done to yourself.” Rudy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, “SHHHH, they’re getting closer…”
Linda Bethea, Buy: https://www.amazon.com/Linda-Swain-Bethea/e/B01N5HA5C1
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My thanks to Debby Gies and Linda Bethea.. and I am always looking for new material.. so please send you favourite jokes to sally.cronin@moyhill.com and get your blog and books a mention too.. thanks Sally
Good way to start election day!
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I hope it all passes off smoothly…..
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Thanks. Hope I am not crying at the end of the day.
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Hope none of us are Linda..hugsx
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Reblogged this on ravenhawks' magazine and commented:
Really needed the laugh!
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Glad you enjoyed.. thanks for sharing.. hugsx
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Thanks. Great cartoons and I’d forgotten my own joke!
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There you go Linda.. I pinched a few of yours and will share with your link attached of course if that is okay with you..hugsx
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as always I’ve blatantly stolen one to put up on my timeline to entertain my friends. apologies –
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No need to apologise Lucinda…they are shared freely..hugsx
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Hugs back 🙂
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Thank you.
That’s good.
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I can’t stop laughing, Debby. Poor cop! The window one makes sense to me. I have to remember when I make the next purchase!! 🙂 🙂
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Thanks Miriam.. glad you enjoyed..♥
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You’re welcome, I know she had more on her FB. ❤
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Made my day, Sally – thanks!
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Great Dolly thanks..xxx
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My pleasure, dear Sally
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Lol Sal. Thanks for sharing my finds. Linda’s was hilarious, a great combo! ❤ Well needed comic relief! ❤ xxxx
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Quite.. it will be interesting to see who is laughing in the days to come…♥
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Geez, I sure hope it’s us. ❤
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Loved your cartoons.
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Oh so funny!
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Glad you enjoyed.
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Great post – always looking for a good laugh.
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Great to hear thank you.
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