Debby Gies has been scouring the Internet for some funnies to share with you as my guest… D.G. Kaye Writer Blog and I have been delving into the archives for a joke or two.
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Now for a couple of jokes from the archives
Ancient Mummy discovered..
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious museum.
“I’ve just found a 3,000 year old mummy,” said the archaeologist. “It’s a man who died of heart failure.”
“Bring it in,” said the curator. “We’ll check it out.”
A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. “You were exactly right about the mummy’s age and cause of death,” he said. “How in the world did you know?”
“Easy,” the archaeologist replied. “He was holding a piece of papyrus that said ‘10,000 shekels on Goliath.’”
Thanks to Silicon India..for that one..
Taxi Driver’s First Day on the Job
During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed, then went into a panic and almost wrecked the cab. Finally the driver got control and pulled to side of road.
Still shaking, he turned to his rider and apologized. He said, “Sorry about that. This is my first day as a cab driver. For the past 20 years I have driven a hearse”.
Thanks for dropping in and I hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Sally.
good laugh today, Sally
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Thanks John..hugsx
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Great job, ladies.
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Thanks Robbie..hugsx
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Lol, I bet the guy in the first joke was looking for the exit door! 🙂
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I hope he made it…..☺
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A wonderful mood lifter–laughter is a good thing!
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Thank you John.. xx
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Lol, glad you enjoy my finds Sal. One site in particular doesn’t post every day but I check it nightly for new goodies. 🙂 Gotta love that dog – you can always rely on unconditional love from a pet. 🙂 ❤ xx
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Hilarious… ♥♥
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🙂 😉 ❤
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Dough Boy…..Really! Booo (LOL 🤪)
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