Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Guest Comedian D.G. Kaye – How to Turk the Carvey and Quickies.

Debby Gies has been scouring the Internet for some funnies to share with you as my guest… D.G. Kaye Writer Blog and I have been delving into the archives for a quickie or two…..

Thanks again Debby you are doing a stand up job…...

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Now for those Quickies…..

• One good turn gets most of the blankets.
• There are two kinds of pedestrians – the quick and the dead.
• Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
• Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
• The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
• If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you
  say, talk in your sleep.
• Every morning is the dawn of a new error…..
• A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
• A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
• If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
• Diplomacy – the art of letting someone have your way.
• It’s not hard to meet expenses, they’re everywhere.
• Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
• Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
• Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
• A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

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