Debby Gies has been scouring the Internet for some funnies to share with you as my guest… D.G. Kaye Writer Blog and I have been delving into the archives for a quickie or two…..
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And a joke from my archives…especially for those who are scared of flying……
After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe sheet” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.
- P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
- S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
- P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
- S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
- P: Something loose in cockpit.
- S: Something tightened in cockpit.
- P: Dead bugs on windshield.
- S: Live bugs on back-order.
- P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
- S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
- P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
- S: Evidence removed.
- P: #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid
- S: #2 Propeller seepage normal – #1 #3 and #4 propellers lack normal seepage
- P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
- S: DME volume set to more believable level.
- P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick
- S: That’s what they’re for
- P: IFF inoperative.
- S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
- P: Suspected crack in windshield.
- S: Suspect you’re right.
- P: Number 3 engine missing.
- S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
- P: Aircraft handles funny.
- S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
- P: Target radar hums.
- S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyric
- P: Mouse in cockpit.
- S: Cat installed.
And the best one for last.
- P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
- S: Took hammer away from midget.
Thank you for dropping in today and if you have enjoyed please pass on the laughter. Thanks Sally
Haha, very good. I like the book club one.
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Me too… hugs xxx
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Good laughs, Sally, and Debby. Thanks
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Glad to make you chuckle John..hugsx
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Morning chuckles with my coffee= perfection 🙂
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Good to hear Jacquie… hope the day continues in the same vein.. hugsx
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All the jokes are great! But “pincushion” is my favorite.
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Thanks Marina.. there are some wicked minds out there that think these things up… xxx
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🤣🤣 Great stuff!
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Thanks Sebby.
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Lol Sal, I’m happy to keep them coming! And maybe I shouldn’t have read the airplaine maintenance joke so soon before flying LOLLLLLLL ❤ xox
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You will be fine as long as there is not a midget in the cockpit with a hammer! ♥♥
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Lollllllllll ❤ ❤
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Lol. Some great ones. I’m celebrating 25 years today with the hubby and can relate to the pincushion. Hee hee.
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Congratulations Diana…I am sure an amazing day…hugs♥
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These are hilarious.
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Thanks Linda..hugsx
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Too cute. I love the funnies. ❤
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Thanks Colleen.. hugsx
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