Debby Gies is off on her annual migration to Mexico and will be away for the next two months. She did however did not want you to fell deprived in any way and has left you some funnies for the next few Tuesdays..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
D. G. Kaye – Buy: http://www.amazon.com/D.G.-Kaye/e/B00HE028FO
Blog: http://www.dgkayewriter.com – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads
Now time for a joke from my archives
Some more from the Washington Post quest for answers……their invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
Decaflon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eating.
Thank you for joining us today and as always we would be delighted to receive your feedback. Sally and Debby.
LOL! Sally, you made my evening. Thank you!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Great Marina.. hugsxx
LikeLike
Fun ones today. Such great laughs. Thanks, Sally and Debby.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Thanks Diana… glad you enjoyed.. hugsxx
LikeLiked by 1 person
First one is me when the phone rings!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Our landline only rings when there are cold calls.. family and friends use skype and mobiles.. so we start the conversation with ‘this call is being recorded’…xxx
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hope Debby has a lovely time!
LikeLiked by 2 people
I do too.. she deserves it.. hugs
LikeLiked by 2 people
Thanks Jacquie. I sure am. and red as a beet lol 🙂 x
LikeLiked by 2 people
Oh, oh 😊
LikeLiked by 2 people
It’s all good. 😉
LikeLiked by 2 people
:-)) Thank you for the laughter, Sally! Michael
LikeLiked by 1 person
Glad you enjoyed Michael..hugsx
LikeLiked by 1 person
Always best, Sally!!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Too funny, Sally and Debby. 😀
LikeLiked by 2 people
Thank you John..hugsx
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks bunches Sal. Those dog faces are hilariousss 🙂 ❤ xx
LikeLiked by 1 person
I know I love that one in particularly… ♥♥
LikeLiked by 1 person
🙂 🙂 ❤
LikeLiked by 1 person
A good laugh is always welcome….Thanks again Sally and Debby. xx
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks Joy…hugs ♥
LikeLike
Thanks so much for the chuckles and the adorable dogs, Sally! Have a fabulous time in Mexico, Debby! Love & hugs to you both! ❤️🤗😘
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you Janice..hugsxx
LikeLiked by 1 person
Debby’s stuff is great, but your wordplay, Sally, is beyond hilarious – thank you!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Glad you left with a smile Dolly.. hugsxx
LikeLiked by 1 person
More than a smile – literally LOL!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ha Ha! Intaxication! 🙂 Love that and Indognito. 🙂 Great laughs!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks Jan…glad it made you smile.. hugsxx
LikeLiked by 1 person
You made my morning!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Great to hear Jennie…hugsx
LikeLiked by 1 person
😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
Pingback: Smorgasbord Blog Magazine – Weekly Round Up – Who is referring others to your blog? Guests, music and laughter | Smorgasbord Blog Magazine