Debby Gies is off on her annual migration to Mexico and will be away for the next two months. She did however did not want you to fell deprived in any way and has left you some funnies for the next few Tuesdays..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
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Thanks again Debby for finding us some great funnies… now time for a joke from my archives.
The following questions and answers were collected from O-level exams, These are genuine responses!! (16 year olds)!
Geography
Q: Name the four seasons?
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink?
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Sociology
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Biology
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts – the brainium, the borax, the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs. The abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Thank you for joining us today and as always we appreciate your feedback.. thanks Sally and Debby.
Very entertaining – tee hee. Thank you both. Hugs xx
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Glad you enjoyed Joy.. thank you..hugs
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Thanks for the laughs, Sally and Debby. BTW – my husband will insist on driving the getaway car. 😀
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Lol Diana! 🙂
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Crazy comedy. Lol Well done collection. Thank you Debby and Sally! Michael (commenting from the permafrost Germany. ;-))
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Stay warm Michael… looks like we will escape in Ireland.. hugs x
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Good idea! Lets hope the UK will sometimes end the situation with “May-Day”. 😉
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Big laughs. Thank you, Debby and Sally.
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Thank you John. hugs xxx
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XXX
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Thanks bunches Sal. I must get on the next batch! Loved the biology lines LOL – intercontinental! 🙂 ❤ xx
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Much more entertaining than the correct answers…♥♥xx
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Lol 🙂 ❤
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I just love good jokes and these are fabulous. Thanks for keeping that smile on my face. All the best to both of you, Debby and Sally.
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Delighted you enjoyed William.. thank you.. hugs
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Thanks for the tickles, Debby and Sally! I loved the Q&A at the end. I hope Debby is having the time of her life in Mexico. Great post! ❤ xo
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Thank you Vashti.. she is and gives daily reports of her activities on Facebook… I bet this first month has gone very quickly… ♥
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She’s probably in no hurry to get back to the cold that’s for sure. Ha, ha. ❤
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Thanks for the laughs!!
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Glad you enjoyed Jan.. hugsxx
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Hilarious!
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Thank you Jennie..hugsx
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You’re welcome, Sally. Hugs to you. 😀
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