Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Guest Comedian D.G. Kaye and a joke from my archives.

Debby Gies is still on vacation in sunny Mexico, but she is keen that you should not be lacking in funnies whilst she is away, so she has forwarded a batch to me to share with you. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

And I have been rifling through the archives to find some jokes to share..

 

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thanks Debby.. now time for one of the jokes from my archives…...

A letter to my women readers. (apologies guys – I promise to level the playing field next time)

Dear Friend,

This letter was started by women like yourself in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.

Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman who appears at the top of the list. When your name comes to the top of the list you will receive 16,877 men. One is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have.

DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN.  HAVE FAITH

One woman broke the chain and got her own husband back.

At the time of writing this letter a friend had already received 454 men. They buried her yesterday but it took the undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off her face!

YOU MUST HAVE FAITH – Yours truly a friend.

I hope you are leaving with a smile on your face!! Please feel free to pass the post along and brighten someone else’s day.. Thanks Sally and Debby – “The Chuckle Sisters” (thanks Chris Graham).

 

20 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Guest Comedian D.G. Kaye and a joke from my archives.

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