If the week is dragging a little, then hopefully the following will lift your spirits…..
And I will leave you with a joke from the archives….
Dating Ads for Seniors, found in The Villages,
the Newspaper of a Florida Senior Retirement Community
FOX
Fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim, 5’4′ (used to be 5’6′), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. —————————————————-
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath, not a problem. —————————————————-
SERENITY NOW
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga, and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.
AND FINALLY…
A lady and gentleman in The Villages are sitting on benches opposite each other.
Lady: Are you new to the community?
Gentleman: No, I have owned a condo here for 20 years.
Lady: I have been here for 15 years, and I have never seen you around.
Gentleman: I have been in prison for the last 17 years!
She was stunned but finally asked him what he had done.
Gentleman: I murdered my first wife!
She was stunned again, but after a long pause . . .
Lady: So, you’re SINGLE?
I hope that this has cheered you up and please feel free to share.. thanks Sally.
Yeah, I’m there. Thanks, Sally!
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Great Jacqui..xx
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Great ones. I could think of a few myself….The old one of pausing on the stairs and asking your self ‘am I going up or down?’…and ‘My back goes out more than I do these days…..’ xx
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Very good Joy.. It is Thursday.. no thanks just had a cup of tea… xxxx
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🙂
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As usual, outstanding, Sally
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Thank you John..hugsx
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Hahaha…made me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing these funny bits.
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Hilarious Sal! Love the Fox ad LOL, omg, white shoes = Sammy Miami. 🙂 xxxxx
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Better than socks with sandals……♥♥
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One step better LOL 🙂 ❤
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The senior ads are hysterical. Thanks for the laugh, Sally!! 🤣
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Thank you Dorinda…hugsx
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You’re welcome. ❤
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Great laughs, Sally!
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Thanks Jennie..hugsx
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You’re welcome, Sally! Hugs!
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Nothing like a little geriatric humor! 🙂 Love the “Long-Term Commitment” ad!
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Optomism… thanks Jan…xxx
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