If the week is dragging a little, then hopefully the following will lift your spirits…..
And I will leave you with a joke from the archives….
Dating Ads for Seniors, found in The Villages,
the Newspaper of a Florida Senior Retirement Community
Fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim, 5’4′ (used to be 5’6′), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. —————————————————-
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath, not a problem. —————————————————-
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga, and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.
A lady and gentleman in The Villages are sitting on benches opposite each other.
Lady: Are you new to the community?
Gentleman: No, I have owned a condo here for 20 years.
Lady: I have been here for 15 years, and I have never seen you around.
Gentleman: I have been in prison for the last 17 years!
She was stunned but finally asked him what he had done.
Gentleman: I murdered my first wife!
She was stunned again, but after a long pause . . .
Lady: So, you’re SINGLE?
I hope that this has cheered you up and please feel free to share.. thanks Sally.