Debby Gies is still on vacation in sunny Mexico until the end of February, but she is keen that you should not be lacking in funnies whilst she is away, so she has forwarded a batch to me to share with you. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding more funnies to keep us entertained….Do check out her books.
D. G. Kaye – Buy: http://www.amazon.com/D.G.-Kaye/e/B00HE028FO
Blog: http://www.dgkayewriter.com – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads
Now time for a joke from my archives……
Watch out for ducks.
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, ‘We only have one rule here in heaven. Don’t step on the ducks!’
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and, although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St Peter chains them together and says, ‘Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!’
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. Very tall with long eyelashes and very muscular.
St Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, ‘I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?’
The guy says, ‘I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.
Thank you for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Sally and Debby.
Those were really fun. There’s nothing funnier than dogs.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks Jacqui.. they are entertaining.
LikeLike
Poor hot dogs!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I know.. xx
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ha ha….. Thanks you two! Hugs xx
LikeLiked by 2 people
Glad you enjoyed Joy..hugsxx
LikeLike
❤
LikeLike
Ha ha ha ha. I guess stepping on ducks has its upsides for some people. 🙂 Great memes too, Sally and Debby. Thanks for the laughs.
LikeLiked by 3 people
Poor woman… she must have been chuffed to bits at first….until he had to go an open his mouth!!! hugsx
LikeLiked by 1 person
Lol, watch out for the ducks!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Quite… lol.. ♥
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ha ha ha. Thank you, Debby and Sally.
LikeLiked by 2 people
We aim to please… hugsx
LikeLike
Lol Sal, I’m still cracking up over the duck story LOLOLOL. And still love those doggie memes with priceless expressions. ❤ xxxx
LikeLiked by 1 person
Great find Debby.. and yes that duck story always makes me giggle…♥♥
LikeLiked by 1 person
So funny! 🙂 ❤
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hot dogs!! Haha those bulging eyes! Great laughs for tday 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks Christy…hugsxx
LikeLike
I’m laughing out loud! Don’t step on the ducks!! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
I know.. but she ended up okay….xxx
LikeLiked by 1 person
Great laughs!
LikeLike
Pingback: Smorgasbord Blog Magazine – Weekly Round Up – Estate Agent Code, Gardening, Roast Dinners, Numerology, Italian Cookery, Editing, music and Books galore.. | Smorgasbord Blog Magazine