Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Another odd assortment and more observations on Life.

And some more observations on life….

  1. Murphy’s Law of Lockers – If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
  2. Law of Physical Surfaces -The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
  3. Law of Logical Argument – Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.
  4. Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
  5. Law of Public Speaking – A closed mouth gathers no feet!
  6. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!
  7. Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.
  8. Law of Comparisons – Guns are a lot like parachutes, if you need one and don’t have one, you’ll probably never need one again.

Thank you for dropping in and I hope you will be leaving with a smile on your face…thanks Sally

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About Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life.

My name is Sally Cronin and I am doing what I love.. Writing. Books, short stories, Haiku and blog posts. My previous jobs are only relevant in as much as they have gifted me with a wonderful filing cabinet of memories and experiences which are very useful when putting pen to paper. I move between non-fiction health books and posts and fairy stories, romance and humour. I love variety which is why I called my blog Smorgasbord Invitation and you will find a wide range of subjects. You can find the whole story here. Find out more at https://smorgasbordinvitation.wordpress.com/about-me/

17 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Another odd assortment and more observations on Life.

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