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Thanks to Debby for finding these observational gems today…
And now that joke from my archives. Some more of life’s observations
“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
What hair colour do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me … they’re cramming for their final exam.
You don’t realise how many people you dislike until you have to name a baby!
When you really want to slap someone, so so and shout ‘Mosquito’!
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
I cook with wine, and sometimes I even add it to the food…..
I hope that you are leaving with a smile on your face… only four days to go to Friday!