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Now time for a joke or two from my archives….
Polish Eyetest.
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:
‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’
“Can you read this?” the optician asked.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replied, “I know the guy.”
Home Depot Lost and Found.
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around at Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”
The young guy says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little worried.”
The old guy says, “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, “Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she’s wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?”
The old guy says, “Doesn’t matter — let’s look for yours
We hope you are leaving with a lighter look on life… thanks for dropping by..
The Chuckle Sisters!
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So funny again. Thank you for the laughter. Best wishes, Michael
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Thank you Michael..happy you enjoyed..hugsx
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Yes, fantastic as always, Sally! Just roming around all of your articles. Love em so much! Thank you for all your efforts on providing best information. Michael
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I am so glad Deb’s humor greets me from my inbox first thing in the morning. It’s such a great way to start the battle.
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Great to hear Jacqui.. we aim to please. thank you.. hugs
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Another laugh out loud post. Thank you, Debby and Sally. 😂
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Thank you John…hugsxx
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Thank you, ladies, for sending me off on a road trip with a smile!
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Pleasure Dolly have an amazing time..hugsx
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Thank you, dear Sally
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I love the one with the lady in front of the mirror. What a comeback! Ha ha.Thanks for the laughs, Sally and Debby. 🙂
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Thanks Diana.. we aim to bring a little joy…hugsxx
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Haha, these are great, especially the first one. It reminds me of the song Cell Block Tango from Chicago which we watched on Saturday.
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Great show.. and movie.. glad you enjoyed..hugs
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Needless to say, DH loved the last one 🙂
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next time I lose mine in the supermarket I will know where he’s gone..hugsx
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Once again you’re putting those smiles back on my face. Many thanks Debby and Sally. Hugs
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Happy to oblige..hugs
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Lol Sal, I do enjoy these and happy to make others smile here too. ❤ xxxx
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Love being part of the Chuckle Sisters.. ♥♥
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Lol, love the tag! ❤
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Will have to find a meme… hugsxx♥
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So funny!
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