First Debby Gies share some of the funnies this week that she feels you should not miss.. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
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Now time for a joke or two from my archives…
Last wish.
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears.
He says, “So what’s bothering you, dear?”
She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.”
The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any
last requests?”
“Aye, That he did, Father…”
“And what did he say?”
“He said, ‘Please, Mary, put down that damn gun…”
Sports injuries
Yesterday while leaving the tennis courts, I noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the fence. I picked the balls up, put them in my pocket, and proceeded on my way.
Walking toward my car, I noticed a beautiful blonde standing close by and smiling. “What are those big bulges in your tennis shorts?” she asked with a smile.. “Tennis balls.” I answered, smiling back.
“Wow,” said the blonde, looking upset. “That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable.
Thank you for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a lighter look on life….
The Chuckle Sisters…..
Great start to the day, Debbie and Sally.
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Thanks John we are happy to oblige…hugs
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Always good for a chuckle! Hugs xx
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Ha ha ha ha. These were grrrrreat! I can’t stop laughing. Loved the one about “same sex.” I’m going to have to remember that one.
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My mother got things a bit confused to towards the end of her life.. some wonderful misconceptions….hugsxx
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Lol. Just so funny.
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Thanks again for another big laugh, Debby and Sally. It’s so good to laugh. Hugs
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Delighted you enjoyed… hugsxx
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Lol, I can’t help but laugh when I see these again Sal, and your jokes are the perfect added touch! I want whatever the wrinkly dog used! 🙂 ❤
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I know.. hilarious… glad you enjoyed the embellishments.. hugs ♥
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Always Sal, my partner in crime. 😉 ❤
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Hahaha delighted to read these fun loving jokes. Too good.
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Thanks for great smiles this morning!
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Happy you enjoyed Jennie..hugsx
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Always, Sally!
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Laughing out loud – tennis balls – Mary, put down the gun…. Thanks, gals!
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Great to hear you laughing all the way over here Jan.. hugsxx
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