First Debby Gies shares some of the funnies this week that she feels you should not miss.. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
My thanks to Debby for spotting these.. and please give her a round of applause.
Now time for a joke or two from my archives…
A high flying investment banker from the City fell in love with a model and spent several weeks wining and dining her in the best restaurants in town. He realised that he was falling in love with her, but with his substantial bank account, and standing within the financial district at possible risk, he decided to ask a private investigator to look into her background.
About a month later he received a glowing report, declaring that the lady in question had led a scandal free existence and in fact was well known for her philanthropy, care of her family and stance against drugs, drink and promiscuity. There was however an additional note. It had come to the attention of the investigator that in recent months, she had been seen around town with a city financial expert of dubious reputation.
A Gorilla walks into a bar....
A bartender was astonished when a gorilla walked into his bar and asked for a whisky and water, no ice. He could not think of a reason not to serve the animal especially when it was holding out a twenty dollar bill when he returned with the drink. He headed for the cash register and decided to pull a fast one and returned with just a dollar change which the gorilla took and placed on the bar.
Finally, unable to resist, the bartender asked ‘We don’t get many gorillas in here.’
The gorilla looked at him,’ at 19 bucks a drink, I’m not surprised!’
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