First Debby Gies shares some of the funnies this week that she feels you should not miss.. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
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Now time for a joke or two from my archives…
God and Eve, for the Girls.
“ God I have a problem.”
“What’s the problem Eve?”
“I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all these wonderful animals as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.”
“And why is that Eve?” “God I am lonely and bored and I am sick to death of apples!”
“Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution, I shall create a man for you.”
“Man, what is that God?”
“A flawed, base, creature with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat and be vain. He will be witless and will revel in childish things. He will be bigger than you and will like fighting, hunting and killing things. He won’t be too smart, so he will need your advice to think properly. He will have very limited emotional capacity and will need to be trained. But, since you have been complaining, he will be able to satisfy your every physical need and you will never be bored again.
“Sounds great.” Says Eve with ironically raised eyebrows, “but what’s the catch, God?”
“Well you can have him on one condition.”
“And what is that God?”
As I said, he will be very proud and arrogant and egotistical – so you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret. You know, woman to woman.
And some snippets...
1.Experience is a wonderful thing – it enables you to recognize a mistake when
you make it again.
2.After you’ve heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident it makes you wonder about history.
3.Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.
4.Where are we going, and why am I in this hand basket?
5.I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
6.If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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