And now for some funnies from the archives. – The dreaded Tongue Twisters…
Each of the following should be spoken as quickly as possible.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said the butter’s bitter
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make my batter better
So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood
As a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood
She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.
One liners that should be said as quickly as possible and repeated as many times as you can.
Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
Red lorry, yellow lorry
How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
Seventy seven benevolent elephants
New York Unique, Unique New York.
And here are the drinking games which are best practised sober and in private before attempting in polite company with a glass or two of wine inside you.. trust me!
I slit the sheet and the sheet slit me, slit was the sheet that was slit by me.
I am a pheasant plucker, I’m a pheasant pluckers son and I’ll keep plucking pheasants until the pheasant plucker comes.
Six Cockney sock cutters, cockily cutting socks.
Let me know how you did…….that is if you are still talking to me…