First Debby Gies shares some of the funnies this week that she feels you should not miss.. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
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And now something from my archives..
Marriage made in heaven.
On their way to get married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,’” and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited.
Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn’t work out; could you get a divorce in heaven?
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. “Yes,” he informed the couple, “You can get married in Heaven.”
“Great!” said the couple, “But we were just wondering, what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.
“What’s wrong?” asked the frightened couple.
“OH, COME ON!,” St. Peter shouted, “It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?
Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face….thanks Debby and Sally.
Tee hee, more welcome laughter Thanks you two. Hugs xx
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Thanks Joy..hugsxx
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Definitely chuckleworthy memes and jokes!
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Great to hear.. thanks for letting us know..hugs
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Well done, George. A man after my own heart.
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Mine too Robbie..x
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Lol, it’s our anniversary in a couple of weeks, mind if I borrow the last one?
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Fire away Jacquie.. would like to be a fly on the wall when you tell it!! ♥
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🙂
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LOL. Debby and Sally.
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Thanks John.. hugsxx
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Lol Sal, forgot about those. Love George and Mildred, and why are there no liars in heaven? Because only the good die young? LOL ❤
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Funny… I have mine already sorted.. cottage, stream, Sam and David… orchard in the back garden and milk and cheese delivered daily. I reckon since we do not know what there is afterwards we should just create our own… ♥
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I like your thinking Sal! ❤
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Loves the bathtub and especially the dogs
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Thanks Cathy..hugs
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Ah, the bath tub – quite a tricky one, that. Thanks for the laughs Debby and Sally. Big hugs.
William
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I am not sure what I would have answered William… hugsxx
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Thanks for the chuckles, Sally and Debby! George was a man of few words and very smart! Yep! Get me a bed next to a window and give me a laptop! 🙂
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I think you might find you have company…♥
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Maybe they would offer a group rate. 🙂
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