First Debby Gies shares some of the funnies this week that she feels you should not miss.. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
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And now time for a joke from my archives which was contributed by the always entertaining Linda Bethea
The crowds had been packing the traveling tent revival every night that week, grateful offerings filling the pockets of the evangelist. Cure after cure was enacted in the sweltering heat of those July evenings. Emotions were at an all time high on the last night as the last two afflicted souls reached the evangelist at the front of the tent.
Struggling up the steps on her crutches poor Mrs. Smith hobbled up to the evangelist. “Heal me! I haven’t been able to walk without crutches in twenty years.”
“Yes, Sister! You will be healed! Go behind that curtain and wait with the others waiting for healing.” Mrs. Smith slowly and painfully made her way behind the curtain.
Johnny Jones was the last in line. “I have a lifth. It hath made my life awful. Pleath heal me of my lifth!”
“Yes, Brother! You will be healed! Go behind the curtain with all the others and you will all be healed at once.”
The evangelist offered up a long, heartfelt prayer for healing. Weeping could be heard all over the tent. Finally, he concluded, calling out dramatically. “Mrs. Smith, you haven’t been able to walk without crutches for twenty years, have you?”
“No, Lord!” she replied from behind the curtain.
“You are healed! Throw your right crutch over the curtain.” Her right crutch flew over the curtain and clattered on the floor. “Now throw your left crutch over the curtain.” The left crutch followed.
Thunderous “Amens!” echoed all over the tent.
“Johnny Jones, you are healed of your lisp. Call out to us in a loud, clear voice so all can hear!” demanded the evangelist!
“Mithuth Thmith just fell on her ath!”
Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.
All great, Sally. I love the multicoloured zebra.
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can’t beat stress busters… x
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Giggles of laughter can be imagined…Thanks ladies. xx
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Great thanks Joy..hugsx
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Ha ha ha.Good ones. The preacher story was laugh out loud funny.
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Perhaps he should have tried laughter.. I hear that is the best medicine..hugsx
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😁
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Funnies!
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Thanks Marsi..
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Thanks for the smiles ladies. Love all your humorous pieces. 🙂
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Happy to make you smile Balroop..hugsx
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Thank you! Definitely worth a few smiles! 🙂
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Great to hear Mike thanks.
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Enjoy these posts with my morning cuppa 🙂
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The beauty of different time zones.. have a lovely day Jacquie..hugsx
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Thanks for sharing those little gems I found Sal. And the joke must have been on the Evangelist, lol -‘tho funny’ 🙂 ❤ xx
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I know.. thank goodness it was his last night and not his first..♥
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Lol 🙂 xx
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Loved the preacher story and the glasses for watching the news!
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balanced reporting one for each hand… thanks Dyanna
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Loving the funnies!
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Great to hear.. thank you.. x
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Hilarious – made my morning. Thanks both!
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Glad you enjoyed Christoph..hugs
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You got my day started with a laugh Hugs
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Great to hear Chuck..hugsx
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Thank you very much. Cant stop laughing now. So fantastic! Michael :-)))
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As usual, Debby and Sally, you put another smile on my face. Thank you, I needed that. All the best to both of you.
William
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Glad to hear William.. thank you…hugsxx
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