First Debby Gies shares some of the funnies this week that she feels you should not miss.. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
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And now time for a joke from my archives….
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when a loud cried out:
“Jesus is watching you.”
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
“Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around frantically. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
“Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?” he asked.
“Yes”, said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: “What’s your name?”
“Clarence,” said the bird.
“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?”
“The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus,” the parrot replied.
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving in a more jovial mood than when you arrived.. Debby and Sally.
Love these. They never get old.
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Thanks Jacqui…hugs
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Great fun ladies, thank you 💜🍀
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Gotta love those parrots, lol
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I am with you on that one Jacquie..hugsx
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Thank you, Debby and Sally. Good ones.
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Thanks John… hugs xx
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Love them! Thanks, Debby and Sally! 🙂
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Great Olga..hugsx
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Kitty jokes always entertain me and the kitties – thank you, ladies!
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Thanks for sharing my finds today Sal, I thought they were very clever – especially the cats texting lol. And lovedddddddddddd your joke. Lol Jesus. 🙂 ❤
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Funnily enough I can see cats doing just that… and yes loved that joke,.. always makes me laugh…♥♥
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Lol, I’m glad everyone enjoys our little laugh-ins 🙂 ❤ xx
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Lovely to make so many people smile.. ♥
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Loved the Parrot Joke
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Thanks ladies for another bunch of good laughs. All the best.
William
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Pleased you enjoyed William.. our job is done.. hugsxxx
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I read the one about the internet being down to Gregory and told him it was dedicated to him. Signing out as Mrs Pot.
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How funny… a couple of all day power outages recently has been fascinating and highlighted how reliant we are on being online… needs to be remedied…. xx
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So funny!
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Thanks Jennie.. hugsxx
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You’re welcome, Sally. Hugs! 🙂
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