And now a joke from the archives….
Never look a gift Porsche in the mouth…..
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to fuss,“Where did you get that car???!!!”He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”
“With what money?” demanded his parents. “We know what a Porsche costs.”
“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”
So the parents began to panic and asked.“Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?” they said.“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. “I don’t know her name; they just moved in.She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”
“Oh, my goodness,” moaned the mother to the boy’s father, “John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”
So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know what was going on.
“Well,” she said, “this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary. The secretary took his money and left him after they had arrived. He called me and claimed he was robbed and stranded.
He asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did.”
Thank you for dropping by today and I hope that you are leaving with a smile on your face… Sally.
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Take a break and have a few laughs, courtesy of Sally 😂
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Thank you Chris.. ♥♥
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Welcome, Sally 🤗❤️🤗
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Thanks so much for a chuckle on a gloomy and hot Tuesday!
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Happy to oblige Noelle… glad to help hugs xx
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Good laughs, Sally.
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Thanks John…hugsx
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WordPress told me, for the second time today, that my comment couldn’t be posted. Here it is again.
Ha ha. I needed that. Had a bad day, and you’ve cheered me up.
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Sorry you have met the WP Grinch.. and glad you enjoyed.. hope tomorrow is better Viv. hugs
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:-)) Thank you Sally! Have a nice evening! Michael
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You too Michael..hugs
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Thanks for adding a chuckle to my day!
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Glad you enjoyed Christa.. hugsx
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Well, that’s what I call sweet Karma, lol the Porsche! And I too dislike those 4 letter words. I have better words, lol ❤
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I hope he spent the 15 dollars well! as you say Karma…♥
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Lol yup! 🙂 ❤
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Love the ID10T issue! Love the clever lady with the Porsche! Thank you, Debbie and Sally!
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Glad you enjoyed Dolly… always good to hear.. hugs xx
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Hugs right back to you, dear Sally!
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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Thanks for sharing.. enjoy your weekend.
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You do the same.
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