First Debby Gies shares some of the funnies this week that she feels you should not miss.. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
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Now time for a joke or two from my archives…
Paternity
The old man was dying and he called his wife and family to his bedside. There were four sons – three fine, big boys and a scrawny one. He said to his wife in a weak voice, ‘Don’t lie to me now – I want to know the truth. The skinny boy – is he really mine?’
‘Oh, yes, dear,’ said his wife. ‘He really is – I give you my word of honour.’
The old man smiled and slipped away peacefully. With a sigh of relief the widow muttered, ‘Thank goodness he didn’t ask me about the other three!’
Catholic Church Renovations
Elder priest to young priest: “It was a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now.”
The young priest nodded as the elder priest continued: “And you told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock n’ roll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the balcony.”
“Thank you, Father,” replied the young priest. “I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth.”
“All of these ideas have been well and good,” said the elder priest, “but I’m afraid you’ve gone too far with the drive-thru confessional.”
“But, Father,” protested the young priest, “confessions and donations have nearly doubled since I began that!”
“Yes,” replied the elder priest, “and I appreciate that. But the flashing neon sign, “Toot ‘n Tell or Go to Hell” cannot stay on the church roof.”
We hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…why not let us know….thanks Debby and Sally.
LOVE that Toot n Tell sign 😂😂
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I thought about sending those ideas to our local church here who apparently is looking for new congregation members.. I would think late Saturday nights would be very busy!! ♥♥
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😂😂😂
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Laughter is good medicine … thanks, Debby and Sally 🌸🤣🌸!
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Glad you enjoyed Jeanine… hugsx
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“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”
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Thank you Mihran.. the world would be a sad place without it…hugs
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Ladies, you are once again unbelievable: “Toot ‘n Tell or Go to Hell”” Lol
Have a nice evening! Michael – Btw: Boris is on top! Here in Germany i heared parts of his speech more than five times during the last three hours aired. Lol
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Thanks Michael.. I think the next few months are going to be interesting… and we will all probably need to toot ‘n’ tell… hugs
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Oh yes! 🙂 Donald & Boris, the dream team twins. Lol
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I am sure the blonde jokes will be expanded upon…x
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Lol
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Thank you for this post to both of you, big smiles 😀
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Great to hear Irene thank you.. ♥
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Makes me want to go to church, lol
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Front row…. gospel rock and toot ‘n’ tell, what’s not to like.. hugsx
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LOL Debby and Sally.
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hugs John..
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Love the husband who doesn’t want to be mothered and of course, the toot’n’tell – hilarious! Thank you once again, ladies!
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Glad you enjoyed the show Dolly..hugsxx
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Lol Sal, thanks for sharing my funny finds. Love the therapy dog, and it seems ‘Toot and Tell’ is a big success here, lol 🙂 ❤
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By the sound of it churches should adopt immediately and increase attendance..♥♥
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No kidding! ❤ xx
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Love, love, love the therapy dog. LOL!!!
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My husband gets that look at times…..should I be worried..lol. xx
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