Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Comedian in Residence D.G. Kaye and some one-liners from Sally’s Archives

First Debby Gies shares some of the funnies this week that she feels you should not miss.. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby for spotting these.. and please give her a round of applause.

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Catch up with Debby’s monthly Travel Column here on Smorgasbord:

Now time for more one-liners from my archives…

Mr. Smith: ‘My wife has one very irritating habit, she stays up until two or three in the morning.’

Mr. Jones: ‘What is she doing all that time?’

Mr. Smith: ‘Waiting up for me to come home’


What do you call a lady with both legs the same length?’



How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don’t like to share the spotlight.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking there are two of me…

One at a time please…


A man goes to the doctor and says ‘Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts’

The Doctor asks ‘What do you mean?’

The man says, ‘When I touch my shoulder it really hurts, If I touch my knee it is agony, When I touch my forehead it is excrutiating.’

The doctor say, ‘I know what’s wrong with you, you’ve broken your finger’


They get much worse.. trust me!

Thank you for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving laughing.. Debby and Sally.


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