Some more one liners I have come across in my travels and some comedic images….
My father offered me the benefit of his experience when I was younger. ‘Never do anything you will regret later in life’. I thought this was such a great piece of advice I had it tattooed on my forehead.
How do you keep your husband from reading your emails? Put them in a folder marked ‘Instruction manuals.
What’s the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No-one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.
I tried to order some tennis balls online last night but the site kept crashing. They must have had a problem with their server.
Experts say that coffee is bad for you, sugar is bad for you, chocolate is bad for you and fat is bad for you. But don’t worry, that’s bad for you too.
Woman patient.’I seem to get fat just in certain places, Doctor, what should I do?’ Doctor: ‘Stay out of certain places.’
I think hitchhikers are really friendly, I have passed five in the last hour and they all gave me a thumbs up.
Teacher. ‘Why are you crying Mary?’ Mary. ‘Because my new sneakers hurt.’ Teacher. ‘That’s because you’ve put them on the wrong feet.’ Mary. ‘Well they’re the only feet I have…’
I hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. tune in again next Tuesday… thanks Sally.
So funny. That red button and the bagpipe ones got me.
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Daft but funny…. hugs
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I particularly liked the bagpipe one!
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Yes an I can see that one happening too.. love it when played well, but when not.. in half sounds a good idea. xx
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Me too. I’m a Scot so I had a hearty laugh.
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Ha bloomin’ ha.. xx
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glad you enjoyed Joy..hugsx
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Thanks for the laughs, Sally 😀
The one with the septic tank is really funny 😀
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I did sometimes wonder when I passed a truck in Spain, where it had been and where it was going! hugsx
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I smile by your thoughts here, Sally 😀
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Lol, good ones, Sally 🙂
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thanks for the laughs!
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Pleasure Jim..
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Lol, great ones Sal. Lol the dogs – it’s always dinnertime for them 🙂 And loved the ‘instruction manual ‘ folder. 🙂 ❤
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Thanks Debby… The have an internal clock that is accurate to the second.. hugs♥
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So true! xxx
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