Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Misleading, Misdirection and minding your own business, and more one liners…

Now time for those one liners.. as usual please place your groans rated 1-10 in the comments!

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

There is no point in following the five second rule when you drop your toast on the floor if you have a three second dog.

I hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… thanks Sally.

36 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Misleading, Misdirection and minding your own business, and more one liners…

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