First Debby Gies shares some of the funnies this week that she feels you should not miss.. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
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Now time for a joke or two from my archives..
The Polish Eye Test –
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:
‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’
“Can you read this?” the optician asked.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replied, “I know the guy.”
Marriage Counseling
A husband and wife are having major problems after 15 years of marriage, so they go to a counsellor.
The counsellor asks them what the problem is. The wife launches into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they’ve been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counsellor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her very passionately. The woman shuts up and stares at him quietly in a daze.
The counsellor then turns to the husband and says, “Your wife is lonely. This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?”
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but Tuesdays I play poker, Thursdays I go bowling, and Fridays I go sailing. Do you work Saturdays?”
Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Debby and Sally.
Hilarious 🤣🤣
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Thank you Meena.. xx
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Thanks for the laughs 😀
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Thanks Irene..hugsxx
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They are all good, but the police record was a classic.
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Thanks Cindy.. I think there may be a generational cut off for those getting it! hugsx
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Laughing out loud over here and yes, the police record did it, closely followed by the iRon one….still laughing. Thank you ❤
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you were right the first time Jane…lol ♥
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Whey hey, typing blindness…..with square eyes. lol ❤ xXx
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Ah!!! Loved this bit of humor this morning. Thanks, Deb and Sally 😀
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Glad we started your day off well Lisa.. enjoy the rest of it..hugsx
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Well, I guess I have a Police record, too. Why not? Thanks for the laughs Sally and Debby. Hugs
William
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Thanks William.. join the club…hugsxx
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LOL, Sally and Debby. Thanks
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Thanks John..hugsxx
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Thank you both! Those were hilarious!!
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Thanks Mae..hugsx
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Word 🙂
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LoL – They are are fantastic! Thank you for the laughter. :-)) Michael
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Thanks Michael..hugsx
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True gems Sal. I’m happy to share some laughter. And I lovedddddd the Polish eye test. LOL for today! ❤ xx
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thank you again Debby for all the great foraging and yes..so tempted at my next eye test to say I know the guy at the bottom…lol ♥
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LOL ❤
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Applause, applause, especially the last joke!
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Thanks Liz.. hugs
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Thank you for brightening up my day, ladies!
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Our pleasure Dolly enjoy the rest of the day..hugsx
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You too, dear Sally! Hugs right back to you!
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Roxeanne, you don’t have to put on the red light. Took me a second on that one.
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You must have not had your coffee yet…x
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Thanks for the grins, ladies!
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Thanks Jan..always delighted to hear..♥
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