First Debby Gies shares some of the funnies this week that she feels you should not miss.. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
My thanks to Debby for spotting these.. and please give her a round of applause.
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And a joke from the archives.
All that glistens…..
A man comes home late at night and he is pretty smashed. His wife who was worried sick asks “Where the hell have you been?”
“The Golden Bar”, the man replies. “It’s an awesome place. They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer of course and even a golden urinal.”
The wife is not convinced that her husband is telling the truth, so she looks up the Golden Bar in the phonebook and calls them up.
“Do you really have golden chairs at your bar?”
– Absolutely ma’am.
“And what about golden glasses?”
– Indeed we do.
“And golden beers?”
– Most certainly.
“And even a golden urinal?”
– Hold on a minute ma’am… Johnny, I think I have a lead on the guy who peed in your saxophone.”
Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…thanks Debby and Sally.
these were some of the best! thanks for sharing…
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I agree! Very high on the laugh-o-meter!!
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🙂
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Thanks Liz.. have a good weekend..x
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You, too!
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Today both of you gave us some of the best laughs, I feel. Thank you 😀
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Thanks for letting us know Irene.. delighted to give you a laugh or two..hugsx
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Great laughs, ladies. Oh my goodness, that poor saxophone. Well, c’est la vie.
William
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I was thinking more about the saxophonist!! glad you enjoyed.. hugsx
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Ah, Grandma! 🙂
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Thank you Sally and LOL on the golden urinal lmao 🙂 ❤ xx
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I really don’t want to imagine it… lol.. ♥♥
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LOL 🙂 xx
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Outstanding you two. Thanks for the laughs. I wonder if the guy was playing the sax at the time.
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Probably not, but what a surprise when he went to blow the first note the next day! hugsx
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Hahahaha
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Double ew!!
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Ew!
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So funny!! Love the bees and the map. 😍
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Me too.. very clever mind came up with that…♥
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