Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Comedian in Residence D.G. Kaye and a joke from Sally’s Archives

First Debby Gies shares some of the funnies this week that she feels you should not miss.. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

My thanks to Debby for spotting these.. and please give her a round of applause.

D. G. Kaye – Buy: http://www.amazon.com/D.G.-Kaye/e/B00HE028FO
Blog: http://www.dgkayewriter.com Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads

Catch up with Debby’s Travel Column here every month: https://smorgasbordinvitation.wordpress.com/the-travel-column-with-d-g-kaye/

And a joke from my archives.

Seenager Email

Yay! I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager.

I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later.

  • I don’t have to go to school or work.
  • I get an allowance every month.
  • I have my own pad.
  • I don’t have a curfew.
  • I have a driver’s license and my own car.
  • I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.
  • The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant. They aren’t scared of anything. They have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?
  • And I don’t have acne.

Life is good.

  • Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
  • Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
  • People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts, because they have more information in their brains.
  • Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing, as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
  • Also, older people often go to another room to get something, and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. This is NOT a memory problem; it is nature’s way of making older people do more exercise.

SO THERE!!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names.

So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.

37 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Comedian in Residence D.G. Kaye and a joke from Sally’s Archives

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