First Debby Gies shares some of the funnies this week that she feels you should not miss.. ..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
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Now time for a joke from my archives.
Roll out the barrel….
A woman wakes up at 4.30 in the night by some stumbling noise downstairs. She tries to wake up her husband, but the other side of the bed is empty. Rather scared she screams: “Who is that in our house?” To her relief it turns out that the cause of the noise is not a burglar, but her husband.
The noise continues for quite some time and the wife shouts: “What the hell are you doing down there?” The husband replies: “Oh nothing to worry about. I’m just trying to get a cask of beer up the stairs.” His wife gets pretty pissed off now and yells: “For the love of God, will you leave that down there.”
“I can’t”, the husband shouts back. “I drunk it.”
Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face..and don’t forget to leave your name for that burger…thanks Debby and Sally
Cthulhuburger (with bacon & cheese) – no fries (it ate them) 😂
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Anything else we can get you to go with that lol.. x♥
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An antidote? 😂😂😂
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lol… one coming up..xxhugs
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An antacid? lol
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An ‘octiburger’ – roll stuffed with fish and vegies. Thanks, ladies. Hugs xx
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Very good Joy…hugs xxxx
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I am sure the aliens would find people very weird, Sally. Hilarious.
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I think some may be walking among us already Robbie… People look at me very oddly at times lol.. xx
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Funny as usual you two. The burger? The ER Special.
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Very good John…and you may be right…lol. hugs
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Lol John, love your name for the burger. Similar thought to mine: 15 heart attacks waiting to happen 🙂
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Very good Debby… definitely lethal…xx♥
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Lol Sal, does look rather lethal! 🙂 xxx
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So true. Thanks, Debby.
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🙂
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Good one! I was just going to go with “disgusting.”
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Yes with you on that…xx
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Very funny jokes, thanks to both of you 😀
This burger must be named Disaster
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Thanks Irene and I think you are right about that burger..hugs xx
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Everest.
Or the Eat-Me-If-You-Can burger.
Great funnies, thanks.
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Very good Ann.. Everest for me too.. would never finish the climb..
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Yes, the Everest Burger!
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Himalayas in general..xx
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I’ll refrain from making a 7 Deadly Sins comment. Nope, there, I said it.
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That about sums it up…hugs
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The Bigger Burger- what else? lol
Thanks for the laughs, ladies 🙂
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Shouldn’t that be BiggAr Burger Jacquie… and if you can eat it, it is free…lol..♥
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Thanks again for sharing Sal. I left my burger name with my reply to John, lol. ❤
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I will check that out…♥♥
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Lol ❤
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nothing like a good beer joke!
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true.. thanks Jim..
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Thanks for the laughs.
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Pleasure Allan..
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I really adore your work, bring laughter into the world. Thank you, and have a beautiful weekend! Michael
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You can never have enough laughter Michael..enjoy your weekend too..hugsx
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Name for the burger: A heart attack! Thanks for the laughter, ladies!
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I think that name is entirely appropriate Jan.. glad you enjoyed..hugsx
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Is the Wisconsin sign for real?
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Probably….x
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Hmmm . . . .
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