First Debby Gies shares some of the funnies that she has spotted that she thinks you would enjoy…..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
You have fair warning… Christmas jokes will start to appear on Thursday…. resistance is futile…..
My thanks to Debby for spotting these.. and please give her a round of applause.
Catch up with Debby’s Travel Column here every month: The Travel Column with D.G. Kaye
And now a joke or two from my archives
Words of wisdom
A man had been contemplating the world’s population,
It’s amazing, he told his friend. Every time I breathe in and out someone dies.
Have you tried mouthwash said his friend
‘Every man should have a girl for love, companionship and sympathy,’ said a wise and mature bachelor. ‘Preferably at three different addresses,’ he added
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: ‘Take only ONE. God is watching.’
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.A child had written a note: ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples.’
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face….thanks Debby and Sally.