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We have had the Thanksgiving Turkey jokes…now it is time for the Christmas Turkey jokes…as well as some other funny bits and pieces…..
My thanks to Debby for spotting these.. and please give her a round of applause.
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Now time for a joke from my archives…. and please drink responsibly!!!
Besht Cishmash Reshippy.
- 1 Cup butter
- 1 Cup Sugar
- 4 large eggs
- 1 Cup dried fruit
- 1 Teaspoon baking powder
- 1 Teaspoon baking soda
- 1 Tablespoon Lemon Juice
- 1 Cup brown sugar
- 1 Cup nuts
- 1 or 2 quarts of aged whisky
Before you begin, sample the whisky to check for quality. Good isn’t it?
Select a large mixing bowl and a measuring cup. Check the whisky again as it must be just right. To be absolutely sure, pour a large glass and drink as fast as you can.
Repeat
With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar and beat the hell out of it again. Meanwhile at this parsnicular point in time, wake sure that the whixy hasn’t gone bad while you weren’t looking. Open second quart if nestessazy.
Add 2 large leggs, 2 cups of fried druit and beat until high, If druit gest shtuck in peaters, just pry the monsters loosh with a drewscriver.
Example the whiksty again, shecking confistancy, then shitf 2 cups of salt or destergent or whatever, like anyone gifts a shplit.
Chample the whitchey shum more.
Shitfin shum lemon zhoosh. Fold in chopped sputter and shrained nusts. Add 100 babblspoons of brown booger or whushever’s closhest and mix well. Greash ubben and turn the caky tin to 350 decrees. Now pour the whole mesh into the washing machine and set on sinch shycle.
Cheque dat whixney wunsh more and pash out.
Do not try this at home…..thanks for dropping in and hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Debby and Sally.
Lol – So true, there are so many good Irish whiskey’s, Each time i see the bootles i am going crazy which one first. :-))
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And on a dark, cold, windy and wet Irish winter’s night there is nothing nicer….x
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More laughter, Debby and Sally.Thank you. I’m due a laugh or two. I noticed by a bank statement that my pension wasn’t being paid here, so phoned the Pension office in the UK.” Didn’t you receive the ‘Life Affirmation’ letter and fill it in?”.”‘No!” I replied. “We sent you another in April.” Didn’t receive that either…SO, THEY KILLED ME OFF AND STOPPED MY PENSION, ASSUMING I HAD KICKED THE BUCKET. HONESTLY I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT!! Oh, yes the UK is going to run beautifully when the Tories return to power. Ha ha. PS My husband-who is four years older than moi, didn’t even receive one Life Affirmation letter ?! You couldn’t make it up. xx
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I have never heard of the life affirmation letter I suppose it is sent out if a person is in the 80s.. I hope they have brought you back to life in their pension plan Joy…hugsxxx♥
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Holy moly Joy. You are person non grata now, lol. Oye, seriously, that’s horrendous. I hope you can prove to them that you are alive and well and still kicking! ❤
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Sally, I just couldn’t stop laughing – that’s one shmashing reshipe! Debby, thank you for establishing the notion of balance before the holidays. And those poor bears never installed indoors plumbing…
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Thanks Dolly.. next time the hangover cure…hugsxx
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LOL My pleasure, dear Sally!
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Lol Dolly! 🙂 x
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The bear having coffee after October cracked me up. Haha. Great post!
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Thanks Parker.. I know how he feels with me it is 2pm.
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I loved these. Thanks, Debby and Sally
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Thank you John..hugsx
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Lol, again. Thanks Sal. And I think it’s now Smorgasbord tradition that you share that ‘reshippy’ every year! 🙂 :)<3
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Probably because once the recipe is used people’s minds are wiped and they need a fresh reminder lol.. ♥
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I think you have the perfect explanation. LOLOL ❤ xx
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lol.. xx♥
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My husband is staring at me like I have three heads, right now. I’m cracking up! That last joke with the recipe and Irish whiskey is hilarious. 😀 xo Thanks for the laughs.
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Always good to surprise them from time to time Vashti… glad you enjoyed..hugs
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I’m with the dog who was just asked a stupid question . . . .
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the look.. love it…xxx
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These are great! I laughed out loud at the bear and the Christmas Recipe is always entertaining. Thanks, Sally and Debbie!
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Thanks Jan.. best not to try and repeat after a couple of glasses..hugsx
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So funny! Thanks for the laughs, Debby and Sally. 😀
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Happy to make you smile Jennie..hugsx
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