Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Comedian in Residence D.G. Kaye and a joke from Sally’s Archives

First Debby Gies shares some of the funnies that she has spotted that she thinks you would enjoy…..D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

We have had the Thanksgiving Turkey jokes…now it is time for the Christmas Turkey jokes…as well as some other funny bits and pieces…..

My thanks to Debby for spotting these.. and please give her a round of applause.

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Now time for a joke from my archives…. and please drink responsibly!!!

Besht Cishmash Reshippy.

• 1 Cup butter
• 1 Cup Sugar
• 4 large eggs
• 1 Cup dried fruit
• 1 Teaspoon baking powder
• 1 Teaspoon baking soda
• 1 Tablespoon Lemon Juice
• 1 Cup brown sugar
• 1 Cup nuts
• 1 or 2 quarts of aged whisky

Before you begin, sample the whisky to check for quality. Good isn’t it?

Select a large mixing bowl and a measuring cup. Check the whisky again as it must be just right. To be absolutely sure, pour a large glass and drink as fast as you can.

Repeat

With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar and beat the hell out of it again. Meanwhile at this parsnicular point in time, wake sure that the whixy hasn’t gone bad while you weren’t looking. Open second quart if nestessazy.

Add 2 large leggs, 2 cups of fried druit and beat until high, If druit gest shtuck in peaters, just pry the monsters loosh with a drewscriver.

Example the whiksty again, shecking confistancy, then shitf 2 cups of salt or destergent or whatever, like anyone gifts a shplit.

Chample the whitchey shum more.

Shitfin shum lemon zhoosh. Fold in chopped sputter and shrained nusts. Add 100 babblspoons of brown booger or whushever’s closhest and mix well. Greash ubben and turn the caky tin to 350 decrees. Now pour the whole mesh into the washing machine and set on sinch shycle.

Cheque dat whixney wunsh more and pash out.

Do not try this at home…..thanks for dropping in and hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Debby and Sally.