My thanks to Debby for spotting these.. and please give her a round of applause.
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Now time for a joke or two from the archives…
Christmas at the races.
Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the field. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas Crackers and a dozen mince pies as he went over the last fence.
With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when, on the run in, he was struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted he succeeded in coming in only second.
He immediately went to the stewards to complain that he had been seriously hampered.
T.V game show
The TV game show was really close. One contestant was asked to name 2 of Santa’s reindeer. The contestant gave a sigh thinking that he had finally been given an easy question, “Rudolph and Olive!”
The host asked the contestant, “We’ll accept Rudolph but can you explain Olive?”
The man looked at the host and said, “You know, ‘Olive,’ the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..
Thank you for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Merry Christmas from Debby and Sally.
LOL. A Merry Christmas laugh. Thanks, Sally and Debby.
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Merry Christmas John! 🙂
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Thank you, Debby. Merry Christmas to you.
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Thank you John. 🙂
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Lol, loved these again. I still want the Tshirt! And so lol – “Olive the other reindeer . . . ” Thanks a bunch Sal for the Christmas cheer! ❤ ❤
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Thanks for the finds Debby and time to get the party started..♥♥
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❤ ❤
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The begging dog was my favorite of this group!
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Famous! Lol Thank you Debbie and Sally! Have funny and festive days. Michael
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You too Michael…hugs and Merry Christmas..
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Great laughs! 😅
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Thanks Jennie..hugsxx
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You’re welcome, Sally. Hugs to you!
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thanks for the holiday cheer. liked the christmas ornament one…
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Thanks Jim.. a short life but a happy one!
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