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and now my poem in tribute to the Turkey and leftovers from my archives.
The Leftovers by Sally Cronin
I opened the fridge this morning
To check on the state of the world,
I hoped to see that the turkey,
Was not all shrivelled and curled.
It peaked from its packet of foil,
Still juicy and raring to go
I shredded it into some sauce
With some shrooms and onions for show.
I took the spuds, carrots and peas
And slathered with butter and oil.
The brandy was down to the dregs,
I added and brought to the boil.
But what to do with the trifle
Still lush with custard and berry
Guess I shall just have to eat it
Topped with a schooner of sherry.
So if I sound a bit pickled
The leftovers carry the blame.
Since to throw good food in the bin
Would be a dire waste and a shame.
My waist has expanded to fit
All the goodies that have been served
But thankfully my beloved,
Likes his women rounded and curved!
We hope that you are leaving here with a smile on your face… thanks Debby and Sally.
Good one, Sally!. Won’t tell a soul about your new ‘love handles…..’ Hugs xx
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Thanks Joy.. just between us…♥
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Love the poem, Sally! And some funnies. 🙂 Good way to kick off my work day. xx
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Fantastic Angie..great to hear.. hugsx
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The dog with the chair wins today 😀
Thanks for the laughs to both of you 😀
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Thanks Irene..delighted you enjoyed…hugsx
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That was my favorite as well!
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Too funny. Thank you, Sally and Debby.
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Thank you John…hugs
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Lol, the perfect day after Christmas poem Sal! Thanks for sharing the laughter ❤ xx
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Thanks for the finds Debby ♥♥
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A brilliant all-round laugh
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Reblogged this on Daniel Kemp and commented:
A brilliant all-round laugh
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Glad you enjoyed Danny and thanks for sharing..hugs
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Sally, you really had me laughing with this excellent poem. Your leftovers seem to be drowned in various exciting beverages … 🤗. Love it.
Debbie, your pictures are great. My favourite is the proud dog in his cute outfit. 😊.
Miriam
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Thank you Miriam…glad you enjoyed our funnies…hugsxxx
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After reading this poem i can not eat turkey anymore. 😉
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lol… I know it loses its appeal on the 2nd or 3rd outing…hugs
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Lol
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Of course with a smile! Thank you, Sally and Debby.
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Great to hear..♥
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Love, Love, Love the poem, Sally! No, we cannot let good food go to waste – but it can go to waist. 🙂
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Quite, time to get back to normal now Jan.. until New Year’s Eve..♥
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Made my day, ladies! Have a delightful weekend!
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Great Dolly thank you ..hugs ♥
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My pleasure, dear Sally! Hugs right back to you!
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Hilarious, Sally – and your wonderful poem has me drooling! But it would be sinful to waste turkey and trifle. Toni x
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It certainly would Toni…and glad you enjoyed…hope the leftovers are all gone by now….hugsxx
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gotta love leftovers!
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thanks Jim…x
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I remember the poem, Sally! Love the jokes and as I’ve been looking for a hat, I totally understood the dog’s feeling! Thanks again to Debby for her contributions! ♥
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Glad you enjoyed Olga as much as we did.. ♥
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These are so funny!!
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Thanks Jennie, small doses during the week to keep us going..hugsxx
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And they definitely keep us going! 😅
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I love this. You’ve got a nice blog,🤗I will turn on notifications so don’t miss your posts.
It’s an honor to be here 🙇 . I hope I can make good friends with you💐 and if you wish, I would be very pleased 🙇 to have to check out my blog🙏😊
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Thank you Vincent.. I appreciate that. best wishes
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💐💐❤️
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