A little resurrected humour from New Year’s 2019 – Debby Gies has done an amazing job this last couple of years in finding amazing funnies and looking forward to what she will come up with in 2020…D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
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Now something from Sally’s archives…..
MALE & FEMALE NOUNS:
From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female nouns. Readers were asked to assign a gender to a noun of their choice and explain their reason.
The best submissions:
SWISS ARMY KNIFE: male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS: female, because they always go to the restroom in pairs.
TIRE: male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.
HOT-AIR BALLOON: male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it… and, of course, there’s the hot-air part.
SPONGES: female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE: female, because it is always getting hit on.
SHOE: male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER: female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed, and it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
ZIPLOC BAGS: male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
SUBWAY: male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS: female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER: male, because it hasn’t evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL: female…Ha! You thought I’d say male. But consider: it gives man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
Thank you for joining us today and Happy New Year… look forward to making you smile for 2020… thanks Sally and Debby.
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Have some LAFFS, courtesy of the Chuckle Sisters 👍😃😂🤣😂
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Thanks Chris ❤
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Welcome, Debby ❤️
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thanks for all of this wonderfulness, and happy new year to you !
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Happy New Year Beth.. xx
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Happy New Year Beth! ❤
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I was hoping there would be one more Laughter Line before the end of the year, and this did not disappoint. Loved the texting for seniors as well as the swiss army knife, the hammer, and the remote control! 🙂
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Glad we did not disappoint Jim.. Happy New Year and see you in 2020.. hugs
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Lol, Happy New Year Jim! 🙂
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Happy New Year to you as well!
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Thank you 🙂
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Thanks for the laughs to both of you and wish you a Happy New Year 😀
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Thank you Irene and wishing you a wonderful 2020..♥
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Thank you Sally. Wishing you all the best.
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Thanks Irene. Happy New Year to you! ❤
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Happy New Year for you too.
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Thank you 🙂
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A delightful finish to a humorous year. Thank you, Sally and Debby and a very Happy New Year to you. ❤️🍸
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Thank you John.. cheers..♥
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Cheers John! Happy New Year! ❤
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Happy New Year, Debby
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Thanks John 🙂
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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Thank you for sharing Rae.. Happy New Year.
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Rightbackatcha!
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Thanks for sharing. 🙂
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Thanks for the laughs!
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Pleasure Liz.. Happy New Year..hugsx
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Happy New Year Liz! ❤
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Happy New Year to you, too, Debby!
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Thanks Liz! 🙂
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Thank you for the last laughs of 2019, Debbie and Sally! Happy and healthy New Year to both of you, ladies, and your families!
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Thank you Dolly and Happy New Year.. see you in 2020.. hugsx
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Thanks so much Dolly! Wishing a healthful and Happy New Year to you and yours. ❤
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Thank you, dear Debbie!
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Many thanks for the end of the year laughs, ladies. What a way to go out! Happy New Year to both of you. Hugs
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Thank you and wishing you a very Happy New Year too..
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Happy New Year Cindy! ❤
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Lol Sal, way to send of the year with laughter. My cohort in laughter. Gotta say, loved the female noun for that remote control LOL. Happy New Year Sal!!! ❤ ❤
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Thanks for all of the videos and jokes all year, Debby. I’m convinced that we are healthier (physically and mentally) when we laugh every day.
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Happy New Year, Sally!
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Thank you Irene.. you too…♥
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Happy New Year may it be a fantastic one for everyone. xxx
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Thank you Adele and to you too..hugsx
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Those male/female nouns are hilarious. What a hoot! Thanks for the laughs, Debby and Sally.
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Thanks Diana… and remarkably accurate…. hugsxx
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Ha! Ha! Good ones, ladies!
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Thank you Jan…hugsx
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So funny!
Happy New Year, Sally and Debby!
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Thanks Michelle…hugsxx
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