Debby Gies D.G. Kaye Writer Blog and I are delighted to keep finding new material to make you laugh but we are very happy if you would like to join in and share your humour too..
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And time for some new material from Sally…..who has also been out foraging
Having been in the hospitality industry for several years… these caught my eye….
A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he’d enjoyed on a previous trip to the city.
Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, “You know, it’s been over five years since I first came in here.” “You’ll have to wait your turn, sir,” replied the harried and now irritated waiter, “I can only serve one table at a time.”
What flavors of ice cream do you have? inquired the customer. “Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,” answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, “Do you have laryngitis?” “No….” replied the new waitress with some effort, “just…erm…. vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate.”
And a couple of one-liners..
There’s a new pizza shop here called Good King Wenceslas. All their pizzas are deep pan, crisp and even.
I was in the local Karma Restaurant the other night. No main courses on the menu. Just desserts.
We hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… and feel free to pass these along.. thanks Debby and Sally.