Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Comedian in Residence D.G. Kaye and some new material from Sally..

Firstly, with the results for some days sleuthing on the Internet some funnies from Debby Gies .

D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon USAndAmazon UK    BlogD.G. Writes Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads

Check out Debby’s new series here on SmorgasbordD.G. Kaye Explores the Realm of Relationships

And time for some new material from Sally…..who has also been out foraging

Timing Issues..

A grandmother was discussing the Bible with her youngest granddaughter.

Were you in the ark? asked the little girl.

‘No’, laughed her grandmother.

‘Then why didn’t you drown.’

Some one liners

There’s a fine line between hyphenated words.

The Theory of Relativity: time moves more slowly when you are with relatives.

To err is human, to forgive is canine.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Thanks One line fun

Thanks for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… donations are gratefully received.. tequila, chocolate and muffins….



27 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Comedian in Residence D.G. Kaye and some new material from Sally..

  1. I really enjoy the witty humour, Sally. An extra smile in my day is always welcome. I especially liked number nine in the “Perks of being 60 years old or more…”. I also really liked, “to err is human, to forgive is canine.” A fun post.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Pingback: Smorgasbord Blog Magazine – Weekly Round Up – 26th January to 1st February 2020 – West Side Story, A-Z of Food, Guests, Funny moments and Books Galore | Smorgasbord Blog Magazine

Comments are closed.