Firstly, with the results for some days sleuthing on the Internet some funnies from Debby Gies .
D.G. Kaye Writer Blog is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..
D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads
Check out Debby’s new series here on Smorgasbord – D.G. Kaye Explores the Realm of Relationships
And time for some new material from Sally…..who has also been out foraging
Timing Issues..
A grandmother was discussing the Bible with her youngest granddaughter.
Were you in the ark? asked the little girl.
‘No’, laughed her grandmother.
‘Then why didn’t you drown.’
Some one liners
There’s a fine line between hyphenated words.
The Theory of Relativity: time moves more slowly when you are with relatives.
To err is human, to forgive is canine.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Thanks One line fun
Thanks for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… donations are gratefully received.. tequila, chocolate and muffins….
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Have some laughs, courtesy of the Chuckle Sisters 😂
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Thanks for sharing Chris..hugsx
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Welcome, Sally 🤗❤️🤗
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Thanks Chris 😉
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Welcome, Debby 🤗❤️🤗
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Great laughs, ladies, as always. Hugs
William
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Thanks William.. good to hear hugs..
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Laugh Ladies strike again. Thanks, Debby and Sally.
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Great thanks John..hugsx
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Prophecy is not always easy to tell about. Lol Good ones! Thank you! Michael
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Thank you Michael.. and no it isn’t..lol..xx
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LoL
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Great laughs, Sally. I needed that after a horrible day. Thanks
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Excellent one-liners!
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Thanks Liz.. hugsxx
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LOL Sal, I’ll bring you Tequila! 🙂 Loved the one-liners, especially the last one! ❤ Thanks Sal xoxo
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All contributions gratefully received from funnies to tequila..thanks Debby ♥
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🙂 🙂 ❤
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Completing someone else’s Bucket List—ha!
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poor chickens….glad you enjoyed…xx
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I really enjoy the witty humour, Sally. An extra smile in my day is always welcome. I especially liked number nine in the “Perks of being 60 years old or more…”. I also really liked, “to err is human, to forgive is canine.” A fun post.
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Thank you.. laughter should be prescribed..x
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love the dough boy obituary; and the poor grandmother had no way out of that one; and the grandfather one-liner was a great one too!
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Thanks Jim.. we aim to entertain..xxx
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