Firstly, with the results for some days sleuthing on the Internet some funnies from Debby Gies .
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..
D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads
Check out Debby’s new series here on Smorgasbord – D.G. Kaye Explores the Realm of Relationships
And time for some new material from Sally…..who has also been out foraging
More one liners at the doctors.
‘Doctor, Doctor.. help me I’m shrinking.’ ‘Just a minute and be a little patient’.
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn’t I see you yesterday?
“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible.” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, “Divorce is strong with this one!”
My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I’m wondering… do I keep the letters?
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
When someone asks me if I’m seeing anyone, I automatically assume they’re talking about a psychiatrist.
Thanks One line fun
Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your faces… Debby and Sally.
What a great way to start the week. Many thanks for the smiles, ladies. Hugs
William
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Great to hear William.. hugs ♥
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Had a good laugh. 🙂
Thank you, Ladies!!
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Good to hear Pat..hugsx
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CRACKERS! 🙂 Thanks ladies.
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Great thanks Ann.. will be sharing a few of yours in the next couple of weeks in addition to Debby’s foraging..hugsx
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It’s the Debby & Sally Laughalong Show 😂
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Thanks for sharing Chris..hugsx♥
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My pleasure, Sally 🤗❤️🤗
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Thank you Chris ❤
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Welcome, Debby 🤗❤️🤗
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How is it ever possible to leave without a smile!
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We aim to stop that from happening Marina..hugsx
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That’s the idea! ❤
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The Debby and Sally Comedy post is now in session. Thanks.
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Thanks John…a drink on the bar would be very welcome..xxx
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I needed those laughs and thanks to both of you 😀
Two winners today, first the Freezer and then the burning not letters 😀
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Thanks Irene.. delighted you enjoyed.. hugsx
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A smile? I’m creased up laughing!
👏👏
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Great to hear Viv..thank you.
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Bodies in the freezer just stopped me in my tracks, Debby! And Sally, I still don’t know: do we burn the letters?
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I think keep them Dolly to gloat over…..hugs xxx
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LOL Hugs right back to you, dear Sally!
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Lol Sal, thanks for sharing my finds. I gotta say, I’m with most here on the letters. LOL 🙂 ❤
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Just goes to show why so many of us are on Facebook! ♥
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Yup ❤
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Hilarious! Love the Lowe’s one in particular.
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me too Liz… will never look at a freezer in the same way again…hugsx
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*shudder*
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So funny!!
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love the doctor jokes; took me a few seconds to get the “divorce” one…
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very corny as we say over here…xx
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nothing wrong with corny 🙂
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