Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Comedian in Residence D.G. Kaye and some new material from Sally.

Firstly, with the results for some days sleuthing on the Internet some funnies from Debby Gies .

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon USAndAmazon UK    BlogD.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads

Check out Debby’s new series here on SmorgasbordD.G. Kaye Explores the Realm of Relationships

And time for some new material from Sally…..who has also been out foraging

One liners on the subject of marriage….

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn’t talking to me.

I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary. She told me “Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace” So I bought her nothing.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

It’s been raining for 3 days without stopping. My wife is in depression, she is standing and looking through the window. If the rain doesn’t stop tomorrow, I’ll have to let her in.

Top 3 situations that require witnesses: 1) Crimes 2) Accidents 3) Marriages Need I say more?

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

Only after getting married you realise that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes.

I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those three very special words… “Were you fired?”

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off.

Thanks One line fun

Thanks for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… donations are gratefully received.. Gin, Vodka and red velvet cupcakes

24 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Comedian in Residence D.G. Kaye and some new material from Sally.

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