Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Comedian in Residence D.G. Kaye and some new material from Sally.

Firstly, with the results for some days sleuthing on the Internet some funnies from Debby Gies .

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK    Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads

Check out Debby’s new series here on Smorgasbord – D.G. Kaye Explores the Realm of Relationships

And time for some new material from Sally…..who has also been out foraging

Some more one liners (or a couple more in some cases!)

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

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A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”

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My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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A mexican magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a trace.

Thanks One line fun

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