Firstly, with the results for some days sleuthing on the Internet some funnies from Debby Gies .
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..
D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads
Check out Debby’s new series here on Smorgasbord – D.G. Kaye Explores the Realm of Relationships
And time for some new material from Sally…..who has also been out foraging
Some more one liners (or a couple more in some cases!)
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
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A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
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A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”
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My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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A mexican magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a trace.
Thanks One line fun
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
ROFLACGU 😂
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Thanks Chris..glad you enjoyed……♥♥
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Loved them, Sally 🤗❤️🤗
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Reblogged this on Viv Drewa – The Owl Lady.
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Thank you for sharing Viv.. hugs
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Good laughs, Sally! Thank you. How’s your Irish weather, by the way?
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Unspeakable Cynthia! – Still the people are warm hearted. xx
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It helps!
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Great ones today, Debby and Sally. Lot’s of laughs. 🙂
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Thanks Diana..hugsx
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The Laugh Ladies strike again. 😁
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Lol.. good to hear John.. hugs
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Thanks for sharing my finds in stolen moments Sal. Loved the one liners – Google is one I’ll be sharing around lol Hugs and sunshine sending your way. ❤ xx
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Thanks Debby for the finds and for sending sunshine.. badly needed..♥
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I’m trying my best to fan over some of the flames LOL ❤
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🙂 ❤
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Good ones! I particularly liked the ones about the confessional and Hansel and Gretel not looking up from their phones.I also like the one-liner about the first computer.
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Thank Liz…glad you to keep you entertained.. hugs xxx
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You did it again, great laughs ladies. Hugs
William
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Thanks William..hugsxx
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Lol – Got a new idea for a business: “Rent your teeth” :-)) A sustainable project.
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Certainly useful for eating boxes of toffees…xx
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Lol
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Too funny! It is true that Facebook and Twitter are putting Confessionals out of business!
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And once you do the appropriate adverts start appearing! xxx
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Thanks for the laughs!
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Happy you enjoyed Pamela..x
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another pack of winners!
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Thanks Jim..x
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