Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Comedian in Residence D.G. Kaye and some new material for Sally.

Firstly, with the results for some days sleuthing on the Internet some funnies from Debby Gies .  This takes real dedication as she is meant to be on vacation at the moment..

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon USAnd: Amazon UK    BlogD.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads

Check out Debby’s new series here on SmorgasbordD.G. Kaye Explores the Realm of Relationships

And time for some new material from Sally…..who has also been out foraging

Time for some more one liners….(no groaning please).

For those of you who understand Morse Code… Irish dancing must drive you crazy…

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The toughest part of a diet is not what you eat but watching what other people eat!

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Of course I can keep a secret, it is the people I tell it too that can’t keep their mouths shut.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn’t concentrate.

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Hello everyone, welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces here tonight.

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If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.

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Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

Thanks One line fun

Thanks for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… donations are gratefully received..A Tom Collins, Carrot Cake  and a week in Jamaica..

33 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Comedian in Residence D.G. Kaye and some new material for Sally.

  1. Great way to end the day! Of Debby’s, my favorite was the first one. It’s so close to the truth. You never know what you will find on the internet.
    My favorite of Sally’s was “If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.” I’m a leftie.
    These will keep me chuckling all evening long. Love and hugs, sally and Debby.

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