Firstly, with the results for some days sleuthing on the Internet some funnies from Debby Gies . This takes real dedication as she is meant to be on vacation at the moment..
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..
D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads
Check out Debby’s new series here on Smorgasbord – D.G. Kaye Explores the Realm of Relationships
And time for some new material from Sally…..who has also been out foraging
Time for some more one liners….(no groaning please).
For those of you who understand Morse Code… Irish dancing must drive you crazy…
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The toughest part of a diet is not what you eat but watching what other people eat!
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Of course I can keep a secret, it is the people I tell it too that can’t keep their mouths shut.
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn’t concentrate.
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Hello everyone, welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces here tonight.
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If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.
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Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
Thanks One line fun
Thanks for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… donations are gratefully received..A Tom Collins, Carrot Cake and a week in Jamaica..
I couln’t help but groan. Funny stuff for sure. Thanks Sally and Debby.
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We will let you off … but just this time mind…xx
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Thanks. I’m usually 99% groan free.
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Yep, there were some groaners in there.
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Sorry about that… lol.. xx
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No need to apologize. In each life, some groaners must fall.
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Thank you..xxx
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🙂
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Tee hee….. Hugs xx
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Glad you enjoyed Joy.. hugsx
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Lol, thanks for the chuckles Sal. Loved the one-liners! Morse code lol ❤ xx
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I will never watch another performance again without trying to work out the message! Thanks for the finds Debby ♥
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LOL ❤
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LOL! Did John Howell give you some of these, Sally? ❤
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He has yet to make a guest appearance but he would be very welcome….♥
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Loooool! Thank you for the laughter, Ladies! Always good to know, here is a place for fun and positive waves too. Michael
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Thanks Michael.. we do aim to bring some light into the dark……hugsx
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:-))
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Really funny!!
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really enjoyed the Ikea cartoon; and the one-liners all put a smile on my face. thanks for compiling these!
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Thanks Jim… a laugh a day keeps the doctor away..x
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That’s what I’m counting on. So keep posting those one-liners!
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Will do…x
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Great way to end the day! Of Debby’s, my favorite was the first one. It’s so close to the truth. You never know what you will find on the internet.
My favorite of Sally’s was “If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.” I’m a leftie.
These will keep me chuckling all evening long. Love and hugs, sally and Debby.
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Wonderful Michelle.. glad we sent you off to sleep with a smile…hugsxx
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I love the wedding vow! (It’s the one my husband took.)
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Lol… xx
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Just made my husband happy by telling him the lefty joke (he is a lefty). The IKEA book is the best today! Thank you both, ladies!
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So many talented people are… and I liked that book one too..hugsx
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Hugs right back to you, dear Sally!
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